A NEVER ENDING STORY !??

[LadyL]

Ok folks, here we are

Many forums have stories: 4 words, 7 words, 7+1 words, not to forget fan-fiction

This story here might end very soon or go forever? It´s upto you to decide

Post as many words as you like, don´t go overboard though, a proper sentence or two will do for the beginning.

Each post should relate to the one before and hopefully make same sense on the whole.

Your phantasie sets the course, a comedy, a drama, a tragedy, a hint of nonsense and wits, or just words?

Bring out the best and have fun
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[Tonyblack]

Ok if I start?


The goode shipe 'Prid of Anhk' was doing the coastal run from Pseudopolis to Ankh-Morpork with a cargo of unrefined pig treacle. The captain, Silas Grungeback, turned to his first mate and said, "I hope we can get this cargo safely to Ankh without being intercepted by that villainous pirate, Black Tonyblack and his scurvy crew!"

[carllota]

The sea was calm but there was a cloud in the distance which looked like a bit black ship
"oh no CAPTAIN!"

[Popcap]

shouted the lookout from the top of the mast. Though unfortunatly the captain was taking his daily nap. The last time when Anyone disturbed him, Anyone lost his right arm. Tim anyone was now on kitchen duty.

[RACKU]

Kitchen duty meant a lot to Tim. Meant a lot as..
It was easy to describe, with all the meanings in it that made you look up more words.
Well, it was something that had to be done, otherwise you were ceremoniously "dropped off" the ship.
The water outside, instead of its usual sloshing, started to tremble, and as in an inanimate way of playing Simon says, so did all the kitchen wares.
"Damn."

[chris.ph]

as a large black pointed hat started to rise slowly out of the water towards the galleys porthole.

[Hegewych]

"There she blows" shouted the midshipman, as he dived for cover behind a large pile of rope..

[Tonyblack]

"Tis the Great White Witch, Nanny Dick!" said one of the old sailors, called Ishmael.

[chris.ph]

the sailors rushed around with fear on their faces as the sapient pearwood whaling boats rattled an shook in their cradles waiting excitedly for ishmael to get ropes released. ready for the chase.

[elvedhel]

Ubfortunately for the sailors Ishmael was having problems with hes own ropes, currently being tied up with them by Eunoch Harpies and dumped in a sceptic tank on the distant reverse wind land of Ecalpamos

[chris.ph]

the crew were disturbed at the sudden disappearance of ishmael, but not half as worried as the boy in the crowsnest who could see that the little black sillouhette on the horizon was getting closer and more ship like every second. tim was yelledat from the crowsnest to go and risk his other arm and go and wake up captain silas..

[carllota]

Tim got the biggest sharpest knife from the kitchen and headed for the captians cabin.
he knocked on the door
*knock knock*

[chris.ph]

captain silas groaned in his rocking crib and yelled " doesnt anyone know better than waking me up" as tim took off up the stairs to hide from the vengance of the captain.

[Popcap]

tim heard the shoutes of vrath from the captain far below, when he started to see the light of the sky. their ship, was not an ordinary ship. it was an old ship, a really old ship. so old that it could stare down the past tense. it was said that it was golem origin, but the crew didt care, all they knew was that even if they didnt need pull the oars or set the sails... they had to run upp and down the stairs on the godforsaken ship. the ship was ateast 300 feet high exluding the masts, and all made of burned clay... and it had a loot of stairs.