poohcarrot wrote:THE ANKH-MORPORK TIMES
The truth will make you fret
Professor Pooh's Puzzling Polyjuice Potion Problem
By S. Crisplock
Press release from Professor Pooh Garotte
It has just been discovered that it wasn't Dotsie who was killed, but Big Daddy. Using Polyjuice Potion (copyright JKR) obtained from a wizzard, Big Daddy foolishly became Dotsie, a mistake that proved to be fatal.
Dotsie is not dead and will continue to participate. So will Del, whenever she's ready.
Big Daddy was innocent and had no role to play.
Whether Dotsie is innocent or guilty is up to you to discover.
I don't care about that. Where are the iconographs of humorous-looking vegetables?