It could be a sharp note.
Geddit? Or did it fall a bit flat?
It was quite a clefer pun
Ah well. Back to punning baseics
Maybe you could try to even the score in this battle of punes (lets hope you don't resort to violins) (though if you think you can make more puns in one post, you're a right lyre)
I would, however be hornered if you tried
Tubad you probably won't
But at least take note of my considerable skillage
I should stop brass ing on about myself
This wood-wind up being quite annoying if I kept on going for ages
I hope you don't try to atone for my murdering of your sense of humor
I bet I could make more than forte(40) music puns.
But then again, p'harpsicord beat me
Some of these puns are altogether stupid
And some of these are magiorly bad
They definatly chord be improved
Anyways, better not harp on.
I need to guitar life...
Sorry if I made some minor spelling mistakes[/i]
I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.