I was once knocked to the ground by a gi-normous mastiff who was 'just being friendly' - if you can imagine a waggy hound the size and weight of a portly shetland pony jumping up and putting his paws on the shoulders of a a 5' 2" size 10 16 yr old...
Lucky I like doggies even big ones, but boy did he weigh a ton and as for doggy breath!

No wonder he squished me to the ground
