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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:45 pm

I have much sympathy for you gents *pats heads* :P Your days were numbered when they started up sperm banks - not a nice thing to be genetically redundant (technically anyway) is it? :twisted:

I suppose we do still need stud-line 'stock' so some of you will do OK and also we'll need people to make us laugh too. Maybe it'll work itself out and XY people will find a whole new area of specialisation :?: 8) MWAHAHAHA
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Postby chris.ph » Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:57 pm

women would hve to store enough sperm for genetic variation :lol:
theres a 70s or 80s film with don johnson and a talking dog on this subject cant remember the title :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:00 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:I have much sympathy for you gents *pats heads* :P Your days were numbered when they started up sperm banks - not a nice thing to be genetically redundant (technically anyway) is it? :twisted:

I suppose we do still need stud-line 'stock' so some of you will do OK and also we'll need people to make us laugh too. Maybe it'll work itself out and XY people will find a whole new area of specialisation :?: 8) MWAHAHAHA
That's all very well until there's a spider in the bath tub. :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:21 pm

there you are - light at the end of the tunnel - pest control :twisted:

Although you could always set the cat on it... Personally I can ignore bugs and spiders mostly (I once took a very bucolic shower with about a half dozen wolf spiders on the Zambezi after convincing myself they were all dessicated skin sheds - luckily the lighting was very bad and I didn't realise they were still alive until the next morning - one was munching on a cockroach... I didn't know whether to hyperventilate or feel insulted that they obviously didn't fancy me :lol: )
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Postby Parkstee » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:57 pm

A young Vimes sorry meant Nobbs :oops:
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Postby Melissa » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:57 pm

hehe Agnes Nitt, or a very very very young Nanny Ogg (except I still have all my teeth). :P
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Postby Tiffany » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:29 pm

I still want to be Tiffany. :D
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