funny and clever pictures !!

[MasterIggy]

Contractor of the year award!



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[DaveC]

Contractor of the year award!



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[Maria]

That's unbelievable isn't it.

This is one of my favourites that always gives me a good chuckle whenever I see it.

[Sjoerd3000]

Polar bears don't live near penguins

[DaveC]

I love more that the one in the background is carrying a handbag.

[deldaisy]

Love the polar bear... Love the handbag.
But I like mine better.....


NOT the best joke to play in a bomb disposal unit

[deldaisy]

Polar bears don't live near penguins

That would explain the handbag Sjoerd.... they have just flown in from the South Pole... thats her "carry-on luggage".

[deldaisy]

More like the Village Idiots than the Village People...

[Sjoerd3000]

Polar bears don't live near penguins

That would explain the handbag Sjoerd.... they have just flown in from the South Pole... thats her "carry-on luggage".

[Tonyblack]

Polar bears don't live near penguins

I once complained at a Christmas display in Cardiff city centre that had animated penguins and polar bears.

What sort of message does it give to kids to convince them that polar bears and penguins cohabitate? They don't even live on the same continent!






The fat bloke in the red suit and the elves were ok though.

[Bouncy Castle]

[deldaisy]

Polar bears don't live near penguins

I once complained at a Christmas display in Cardiff city centre that had animated penguins and polar bears.

What sort of message does it give to kids to convince them that polar bears and penguins cohabitate? They don't even live on the same continent!






The fat bloke in the red suit and the elves were ok though.

You ever seen that show "Grumpy Old Men" Tony?

Every week I do a jewellery store that has a HUGE four sided clock with Roman numerals. And Every FREAKING week this man comes up to me and says one of the damn roman numerals on one side of the clock is WRONG (I know, I know it is, I told the management myself) and he then goes into a history of time/roman numerals/cock making and the fact that as a jeweller of distinction SHOULDN'T we fix the clock because its two minutes OUT on one side. I smile but I want him to GO AWAYYYYYYY.

[Sjoerd3000]

Polar bears don't live near penguins

I once complained at a Christmas display in Cardiff city centre that had animated penguins and polar bears.

What sort of message does it give to kids to convince them that polar bears and penguins cohabitate? They don't even live on the same continent!






The fat bloke in the red suit and the elves were ok though.

You ever seen that show "Grumpy Old Men" Tony?

Every week I do a jewellery store that has a HUGE four sided clock with Roman numerals. And Every FREAKING week this man comes up to me and says one of the damn roman numerals on one side of the clock is WRONG (I know, I know it is, I told the management myself) and he then goes into a history of time/roman numerals/cock making and the fact that as a jeweller of distinction SHOULDN'T we fix the clock because its two minutes OUT on one side. I smile but I want him to GO AWAYYYYYYY.

Was it the IV that was wrong? I've seen several clocks where it says IIII instead of IV

Tony was quite right to complain I would have done the same

[Bouncy Castle]

Every week I do a jewellery store

In a balaclava with a sawn-off?

[deldaisy]

The fat bloke in the red suit and the elves were ok though

But the fake Santa and the pretend elves were okay.....

And excuse for ME for being picky...but when was the last time YOU saw a spruce at the North Pole?????

What is it with you and Tony and penguins?