what character do you look like

[cols]

welcome Straw Walker

[Straw Walker]

Thanks Chris and Cols. I'm sure it'll be fun with such friendly folks

[silverstreak]

Hi Straw Walker,but don't be fooled by what you read on this site.
One of our moderators,Jason,has a big stick.

[Tonyblack]

Hi Straw Walker,but don't be fooled by what you read on this site.
One of our moderators,Jason,has a big stick.

Pfffttt! I've seen it - it's not that big.

[silverstreak]

Don't tell us Jason has been fibbing.

[Jarmara]

A man, lie about the size of his stick? Surely not

[poohbcarrot]

Why can't women park cars?

Because men keep telling them that this (opens fingers 4") is 9"

[Jan Van Quirm]

*groans* OK - you sat up and begged for this Pooh!

...because we're constantly being told things are much bigger/longer than they really are perhaps?

[Katariina]

Yeah, but women lie about their age, so that balances things up.

Which character do I look like? Dunno really. I've dressed up as a vampire and Ptraci at events, but don't know if I actually look the part.
I'd like to dress up as Adora Belle sometime, but that's only because I have just the shoes for it...

[poohbcarrot]

My above comment was a feminist joke, re-enforcing what Jarmara had just posted. I was not making a derogatory, sexist comment about women.

[Jan Van Quirm]

pooh -

I think I didn't have my specs on properly as I -

a) failed to notice your finger gesture (with 4in being 9 in) at first, thus boringly paraphrasing wot you already said

b) thought I'd used when I actually used this

So sorry for being sexist right back at you
*tries cleaning glasses - no good - better get an eye test...*

[poohbcarrot]

[quote="Jan Van Quirm"]
So sorry for being sexist right back at you

I wasn't being sexist!

Unless you count a man saying something anti-man as sexist.

I might have to see you outside, on the fight thread

[Jan Van Quirm]

Oh yeah? Right Rocky 1 & 2 let's do it! The sweepers in the Drum too and messing with the timeline so see you in there.... *skips off*

And what I was actually saying was that - as I didn't 'see' your described gesture - I thought you were being ironically sexist for giggles *shakes head*

I suppose I should make allowances for excessive and irritating politeness as you're based in Japan but... flippin' heck!

[chris.ph]

wot do u do if your wife keeps coming in from the kitchen moaning at u = shorten her chain
y have women got smaller feet than men so they can get closer to the sink
one can of worms opened

[Tonyblack]

Where would we be without women?


Extinct actually. Bless them all - each and every one of them.