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by Tonyblack » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:34 am
Welcome to the site, MasterIggy!A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal
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by ghostsecurity28 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:26 pm
LOL !!! welcome MasterIggy.
And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors
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by ghostsecurity28 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:06 pm
And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors
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by ghostsecurity28 » Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:38 am
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And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors
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by Zebbo Mooty » Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:01 am
I took the sneaky picture whilst having a crafty smoke.
Humour added later of course.
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Humour added later of course.
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by Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:53 pm
No wonder pandas have so much trouble breeding - and shouldn't that female be in front?
Hi there Zebbo Mooty
Hi there Zebbo Mooty
Magic always happens for a reason, wherever and however it is created. Inside the fantasy, or springing from it…
Dreamless Roads by Jan Hawke on DreamWorlds
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by poohcarrot » Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:46 pm
Jan Van Quirm wrote:No wonder pandas have so much trouble breeding - and shouldn't that female be in front?
Hi there Zebbo Mooty
It's called foreplay Jano.
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
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"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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by Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:57 pm
Waste of time when you're on the brink of extinction - get right down to it straight off is the only way 
Magic always happens for a reason, wherever and however it is created. Inside the fantasy, or springing from it…
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by poohcarrot » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:51 pm
Jan Van Quirm wrote:Waste of time when you're on the brink of extinction - get right down to it straight off is the only way
Typical women. It's all just wham bang thankyou man, don't call me I'll call you, of course I'll respect you in the morning. What's wrong with showing a bit of love, of taking your time? No wonder pandas are an endangered species if the females don't even try to understand the poor males and regard them as nothing more than sex objects. "Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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by Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:07 pm
Something to do with bamboo I think - either he hits her with it too hard or sharpens it and sticks it under her claws. 
That - or they think it's an aphrodisiac when in fact it's pretty crap nutritionally* although it's not too bad on fibre content. Maybe after all that arduous chewing and defecating they're both too tired to get on with the shagging?
*this has a justifiable basis biologically, but it's much more likely to be because pandas of both genders are ego-centric territorial little bastards in the wild and are in heat for only half an hour at a time so they hardly ever meet up to get it on...
That - or they think it's an aphrodisiac when in fact it's pretty crap nutritionally* although it's not too bad on fibre content. Maybe after all that arduous chewing and defecating they're both too tired to get on with the shagging?
*this has a justifiable basis biologically, but it's much more likely to be because pandas of both genders are ego-centric territorial little bastards in the wild and are in heat for only half an hour at a time so they hardly ever meet up to get it on...
Magic always happens for a reason, wherever and however it is created. Inside the fantasy, or springing from it…
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by deldaisy » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:27 pm
For the lovers of that land far... far... far... away... FOUREX... at its best! Oh yeah and we always have scantily clad dancing girls at every pub.
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