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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:04 pm

but can I have two pitchforks? :P
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:06 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:but can I have two pitchforks? :P

No
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:12 pm

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:12 pm

:evil:

Can I have a torch and a pitchfork? :twisted:
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:24 pm

can i have a last meal
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:33 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Image

:D :D :D :D trust YOU Bouncy

Sjoerd: See above: Do you see any of the irate mob carrying TWO pitchforks? TWO flaming torches? TWO of anything? NO! Greedy sod! Get to the end of the line.... and take what you are given. At this rate you may end up with a rather rusty Spork.
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:35 pm

pip wrote:can i have a last meal


Rat onna stick.
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:35 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
pip wrote:can i have a last meal


Rat onna stick.


With potatoes :D
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:36 pm

deldaisy wrote:
Bouncy Castle wrote:Image

:D :D :D :D trust YOU Bouncy

Sjoerd: See above: Do you see any of the irate mob carrying TWO pitchforks? TWO flaming torches? TWO of anything? NO! Greedy sod! Get to the end of the line.... and take what you are given. At this rate you may end up with a rather rusty Spork.


Blimey mate, you've got yer dander up!!
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Postby StevenF50 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:36 pm

Well I don't see why anyone likes twilight. My sister has read all the books and she complained when she ran out of twilight books to read. She made me sit through two twilight films :!: She even has a poster of Jacob in her room(pukes). She is a huge twilight fan. The films were atrocious. Just a silly girl who liked a fairy vampire and became friends with a werewolf! Twilight just took all the gore and excitement of vampires and werewolfs and replaced it with romance!
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:37 pm

pip wrote:can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip :D
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:39 pm

deldaisy wrote:
pip wrote:can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip :D
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.


all i want is a potatoe :cry: :cry:
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:39 pm

Welcome to the forum StevenF50. Wanna pitchfork?
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:45 pm

pip wrote:
deldaisy wrote:
pip wrote:can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip :D
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.


all i want is a potatoe :cry: :cry:


An embarrassing fondness for root vegetbles, huh?
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:47 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
pip wrote:
deldaisy wrote:
pip wrote:can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip :D
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.


all i want is a potatoe :cry: :cry:


An embarrassing fondness for root vegetbles, huh?


I'm a confused young man. :? :? :?
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