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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:14 pm

Pitchforks...... inna bun?
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:18 pm

onna stick ya silly!
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:20 pm

not me i hope. i won't look good on a stick :shock: :shock:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:22 pm

deldaisy wrote:
pip wrote::oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Run away run away


Pitchforks! Pitchforks! Flaming Torches! Get 'em while they're 'ot! A pound a pitchfork! 'urry! 'urry! Miscellaneous sharp instruments for proddin'! Pitchforks!


I´ll take two! :twisted:
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:28 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:
deldaisy wrote:
pip wrote::oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Run away run away


Pitchforks! Pitchforks! Flaming Torches! Get 'em while they're 'ot! A pound a pitchfork! 'urry! 'urry! Miscellaneous sharp instruments for proddin'! Pitchforks!


I´ll take two! :twisted:

You are new to this mob with pitchforks and flaming torches thing huh Sjoerd?

You CAN'T have two.... you hold your pitchfork in one hand and wave you fist about in air with the other hand yelling "Burn em! Burn 'em alive I say!" and lots of "Argghh's and rhubarb rhubarb"
I could never figure out why they took flaming torches up to the STONE castles to burn them down though...... :?
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:35 pm

yes I am! :wink:

But I got two hands so I can hold two pitchforks :twisted:
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:39 pm

Quite frankly, I think that's just greedy!
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:40 pm

As the potential burnee its reassuring to find the mob debating the proper etiquette of pitchfork holding.

Time to quietly slip out Igors doorway :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:43 pm

Watch out for lightening bolts.


(Why are we forking you, again?)
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:46 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Watch out for lightening bolts.


(Why are we forking you, again?)


Cos Ireland unleashed Jedward on the world.
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:48 pm

Who's Jedward? :wink:
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:49 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Who's Jedward? :wink:


I knows nothin
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:51 pm

Deny all :P
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:01 pm

pip wrote:As the potential burnee its reassuring to find the mob debating the proper etiquette of pitchfork holding.

Time to quietly slip out Igors doorway :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Pip! Sit down and be quiet will you. Its the height of rudeness to start wandering off while WE (herewith referred to as "the mob") are trying to have a reasonable and intelligent discussion about pitchfork etiquette. Then again... if you get a running start it gives us an opportunity to chase you while waving our pitchforks and flaming torches. Its not really a moving beast if we are just standing around is it?

Sjoerd: Once the mob has gathered, the original question of WHY we have gathered is irrelevant... hence the term "mob mentality". Sheesh. Come ON people! I mean it sort of loses its momentum if we have to have a meeting to discuss the rules of unprovoked mob violence.
Now!... Who brought the matches? Anyone? Anyone?
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Postby pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:02 pm

Whats going on, whats happening. whats that :? :? :? :? :? :?
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