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by Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:14 pm
Pitchforks...... inna bun?
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by pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:20 pm
not me i hope. i won't look good on a stick 
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by Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:22 pm
deldaisy wrote:pip wrote::oops:
Run away run away
Pitchforks! Pitchforks! Flaming Torches! Get 'em while they're 'ot! A pound a pitchfork! 'urry! 'urry! Miscellaneous sharp instruments for proddin'! Pitchforks!
I´ll take two!
A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
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by deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:28 pm
Sjoerd3000 wrote:deldaisy wrote:pip wrote::oops:
Run away run away
Pitchforks! Pitchforks! Flaming Torches! Get 'em while they're 'ot! A pound a pitchfork! 'urry! 'urry! Miscellaneous sharp instruments for proddin'! Pitchforks!
I´ll take two!
You are new to this mob with pitchforks and flaming torches thing huh Sjoerd?
You CAN'T have two.... you hold your pitchfork in one hand and wave you fist about in air with the other hand yelling "Burn em! Burn 'em alive I say!" and lots of "Argghh's and rhubarb rhubarb"
I could never figure out why they took flaming torches up to the STONE castles to burn them down though......
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by Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:35 pm
yes I am! 
But I got two hands so I can hold two pitchforks
But I got two hands so I can hold two pitchforks
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by Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:39 pm
Quite frankly, I think that's just greedy!
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by pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:40 pm
As the potential burnee its reassuring to find the mob debating the proper etiquette of pitchfork holding.
Time to quietly slip out Igors doorway
Time to quietly slip out Igors doorway
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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by Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:43 pm
Watch out for lightening bolts.
(Why are we forking you, again?)
(Why are we forking you, again?)
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by pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:46 pm
Bouncy Castle wrote:Watch out for lightening bolts.
(Why are we forking you, again?)
Cos Ireland unleashed Jedward on the world.
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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by Sjoerd3000 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:48 pm
Who's Jedward?
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by pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:49 pm
Sjoerd3000 wrote:Who's Jedward?
I knows nothin
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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by Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:51 pm
Deny all 
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by deldaisy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:01 pm
pip wrote:As the potential burnee its reassuring to find the mob debating the proper etiquette of pitchfork holding.
Time to quietly slip out Igors doorway
Pip! Sit down and be quiet will you. Its the height of rudeness to start wandering off while WE (herewith referred to as "the mob") are trying to have a reasonable and intelligent discussion about pitchfork etiquette. Then again... if you get a running start it gives us an opportunity to chase you while waving our pitchforks and flaming torches. Its not really a moving beast if we are just standing around is it?
Sjoerd: Once the mob has gathered, the original question of WHY we have gathered is irrelevant... hence the term "mob mentality". Sheesh. Come ON people! I mean it sort of loses its momentum if we have to have a meeting to discuss the rules of unprovoked mob violence.
Now!... Who brought the matches? Anyone? Anyone?
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by pip » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:02 pm
Whats going on, whats happening. whats that
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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