chris.ph wrote:they were probably bored
deldaisy wrote:Every time I have ever gone into surgery it has been rather impromptu and I go under thinking "Damn! I KNEW I should have shaved my legs this morning!" You know... a girl likes to look her best.
Batty wrote:The Mad Collector wrote:... unfortunately I had neglected to pay attention to exactly where the candle was and leaning forwards set fire to my hair Now it may just be me but the romantic moment was lost as I desperately tried to put out the flames on my head and that awful smell you get from burning hair; we were also attacting attention from other tables (a most un-English state of affairs). We left soon afterwards with me dealing with melted hair and a singed scalp and my partner in hysterics.
Appropriately the relationship fizzled out soon afterwards
Does she now refer to you as her old flame??
Is that what you learned today?meerkat wrote:You've been watching QI again!!
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