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by **chris.ph** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:20 pm

they were probably bored :lol:

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:46 pm

I only knew when the stubble started to grow and the drugs started to wear off.

by **deldaisy** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:55 pm

chris.ph wrote:they were probably bored

Oh yeah... that's what I was thinking too.

My oh my... you poor wee men DO get upset when you have a little hair removed huh? A "Sampson Complex" perhaps? I have to tell you; I would LOVE it if I woke up after surgery and found out I was all primped and fluffed. Every time I have ever gone into surgery it has been rather impromptu and I go under thinking "Damn! I KNEW I should have shaved my legs this morning!" You know... a girl likes to look her best.

by **Batty** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:43 pm

deldaisy wrote:Every time I have ever gone into surgery it has been rather impromptu and I go under thinking "Damn! I KNEW I should have shaved my legs this morning!" You know... a girl likes to look her best.

That reminds me of an article I read years ago, when the female journalist was recalling having to undertake an intimate examination by her doctor, and to prepare for it she had showered and sprayed a feminine deoderant down there , and after the examination her GP had thanked her for taking the time to prepare herself for him.
She didn't understand what he meant until she got home and discovered that instead of deoderant, she had sprayed body glitter over herself!

by **poohcarrot** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:46 pm

So he saw her twinkle! :lol:

by **deldaisy** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:00 pm

poohcarrot wrote::shock: So he saw her twinkle!

My girlfriend was mortified when her doctor popped his head up and said, "Ohhhh, did you know you have a freckle on your freckle?"

by **poohcarrot** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:04 pm

"Twinkle" is a Dotsie word. :lol:

by **wicked woman** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:31 pm

by **Batty** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:00 pm

poohcarrot wrote:"Twinkle" is a Dotsie word.

It certainly is! :lol:

by **Dotsie** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:03 am

by **michelanCello** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:42 pm

Batty wrote:
The Mad Collector wrote:... unfortunately I had neglected to pay attention to exactly where the candle was and leaning forwards set fire to my hair Now it may just be me but the romantic moment was lost as I desperately tried to put out the flames on my head and that awful smell you get from burning hair; we were also attacting attention from other tables (a most un-English state of affairs). We left soon afterwards with me dealing with melted hair and a singed scalp and my partner in hysterics.

Appropriately the relationship fizzled out soon afterwards

Does she now refer to you as her old flame??

by **Tonyblack** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:07 pm

Digging up an old topic here.

Today I learned about the Wilhelm Scream.

This is a sound effect that was first used in the early 50s of a man screaming. It was used very often in lots of TV and movies productions and has now become a cinematic sound cliché, with some directors adding it because it is so famous.

by **meerkat** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:15 pm

You've been watching QI again!! :lol:

by **Tonyblack** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:34 pm

meerkat wrote:You've been watching QI again!!

Is that what you learned today? :lol:

by **meerkat** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:44 pm

No, I learnt to over-act when a burst of rain arrives, 'cos it'll disappear just as quickly and I needn't have got the washing in! :roll:

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