KevJB wrote:Here is where I post my unprovable theory that Lipwig is actually Vetinari's illegitimate son from his wild youth in uberwald.
Me likey this theory
. Although the really important question is this: does Vetinari know? I doubt Margo would tell him if kev's theory was the case.
as for being half vampire, why not? His vampirism could just manifest itself a prodigious talent for manipulating people, and vampires are nothing if not naturally manipulative. As for the rest (sunlight, superspeed, fangs etc) perhaps the genetics just couldn’t be bothered, and being fiercely non violent he's never needed them.
its very unlikely, but hey it is fiction after all.