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Postby Starlight » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:38 pm

I gave a duck a piece of bread that made it cough.

elephant/pancakes
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Postby Sharon007 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:42 pm

Elephants love eating pancakes, but unfortunatley they often explode after eating them. Why? Who knows? :?

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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:53 pm

Starlight wrote:I gave a duck a piece of bread that made it cough.

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That's because it being a smoker it must be quackers.
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Postby mystmoon » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:52 pm

since I don't own a tripod, I stapled my camera to the table so it would stop wobbling
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:36 pm

I left the snotty tissues by the clock :oops:

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Postby Starlight » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:22 pm

I made a really nice smoothie with guava and peaches in it.

pineapple/lamp
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Postby Tiffany » Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:29 pm

The lamp came from Tiffany's, someone had used a hollowed out pineapple for it's shade.

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Postby Starlight » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:17 pm

I thought I had picked up a spade but it turned out to be a horse shoe on a stick.

meatballs/laptop
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Postby The Mad Collector » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:26 pm

I tipped a glass of red wine into my laptop which it might have recovered from; but the pasta and meatballs that followed the glass were too much for it.

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Postby Raz » Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:40 pm

In my secret dungeon I have a leather covered fridge, to keep my various liquids cool! :shock: :lol:

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian / Floccinaucinihilipilification

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Postby Starlight » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:22 am

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian is completely Floccinaucinihilipilification.

dictionary/window
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:32 am

I found a useless old dictionary and used it to keep my window open.

snow/cone
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Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:45 am

Austerity has hit the ice-cream seller here, his cones are just full of snow

Tulip / radiator
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:03 pm

dont place the tulip vase on the radiator it will melt.


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Postby fizzlefi » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:49 pm

Help! The mice have crawled into my pants!

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