Make a connection

[Starlight]

I gave a duck a piece of bread that made it cough.

elephant/pancakes

[Sharon007]

Elephants love eating pancakes, but unfortunatley they often explode after eating them. Why? Who knows?

stapler/camera

[Who's Wee Dug]

I gave a duck a piece of bread that made it cough.

elephant/pancakes

That's because it being a smoker it must be quackers.

[mystmoon]

since I don't own a tripod, I stapled my camera to the table so it would stop wobbling
clock/tissues

[ghostsecurity28]

I left the snotty tissues by the clock

guava/peaches

[Starlight]

I made a really nice smoothie with guava and peaches in it.

pineapple/lamp

[Tiffany]

The lamp came from Tiffany's, someone had used a hollowed out pineapple for it's shade.

Horse shoe/spade

[Starlight]

I thought I had picked up a spade but it turned out to be a horse shoe on a stick.

meatballs/laptop

[The Mad Collector]

I tipped a glass of red wine into my laptop which it might have recovered from; but the pasta and meatballs that followed the glass were too much for it.

fridge/leather

[Raz]

In my secret dungeon I have a leather covered fridge, to keep my various liquids cool!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian / Floccinaucinihilipilification

(This should be alot easier than it seems! )

[Starlight]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian is completely Floccinaucinihilipilification.

dictionary/window

[ghostsecurity28]

I found a useless old dictionary and used it to keep my window open.

snow/cone

[The Mad Collector]

Austerity has hit the ice-cream seller here, his cones are just full of snow

Tulip / radiator

[ghostsecurity28]

dont place the tulip vase on the radiator it will melt.


mice/pants

[fizzlefi]

Help! The mice have crawled into my pants!

Furry/fair