The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

[Tonyblack]

Another thread gave me this idea for a game. Each person posts the name of an everyday object and the next person has to give iot a name as if Leonard of Quirm had invented it.

They then post another everyday object for the next person to rename.

For example:

Vaccuum Cleaner:

Device for lifting particle of dirt from dwelling places by the means of suction and transplanting into a paper bag.



Sellotape

[Beautiful Dirt]

Sticks-things-to-other-things-without-glue device.


Nut-cracker

[pip]

Sellotape

tape with sticky stuff for sticking objects to other objetcs it is desired to stick them to.

Hair Drier

[poohcarrot]

Hair drier (it's easier!)

The hot-and-cold-blowing-air-at different-strengths device

Nut-cracker

[Sharon007]

Cracking the shell of nuts so that you can eat them device

telephone

[Sjoerd3000]

Speaking to people who are not in the same room device

Radio

[Tonyblack]

Machine that throws words and music through the air where it gets caught by another machine.

E-mail.

[Beautiful Dirt]

The transfers words quickly and electronically for business and personal use system*

*Note: Testing phases show this is open to abuse, I have recorded ten transfers so far including: offers for assorted blue pills, who can give me 'a good time' and inheritance money from the far east if I provide personal details. All written in poor English - must investigate these strange anomalies.

Next word:

Blue pill (please keep it clean lol)

[Penfold]

A lozenge for causing bouts of deep unhappiness.

Table

[ghostsecurity28]

for every day use including for putting things on structure.

revolving door

[Jane]

Device For Entertainment And Exercise Suitable for Formal and Business Environments.

Garden hose.

[bikkit]

device that lets children get themselves wet very quickly and thorougly

aeroplane

[Doughnut Jimmy]

"Going places quickly through the air by means of the lift from differential air flow machine"

Blender

[mystmoon]

Device to chop things finely using a rotating blade device

Oven

[Sharon007]

Oven - A receptacle for burning food in an enclosed heated compartment

When using you must always ensure that you have a device for putting out of fires quickly close by.

nappy