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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Mon May 10, 2010 1:49 pm

Bikkit!toot thread, remember :lol:
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Postby mystmoon » Wed May 19, 2010 10:57 am

babboons prefer headphones to earphones

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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Wed May 19, 2010 7:02 pm

It is never a good idea to post an egg in an envelope 'cause it causes problems when dropped into the postbox :roll:


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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Wed May 26, 2010 3:09 pm

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sarajevo(capital of bosnia & herzegovina in WWI)/peanuts
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:10 pm

people from sarajevo dont eat peanuts.

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Postby Starlight » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:02 am

A cat cleaning it's whiskers in the middle of the road causes a traffic jam.

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Postby Sharon007 » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:52 pm

The best pancakes grow on trees :?


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Postby Raz » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:08 pm

Whilst experimenting in my secret lab (the kitchen) I urgently needed a test-tube to drop a big lump of raw sodium into water, but I wouldn't find one so I used my nose instead.... Hence the face. :lol:

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Postby Starlight » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:50 pm

While I was eating a trifle in a zoo watching the giraffes one came over and tried to eat my trifle. :shock:

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Postby mystmoon » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:42 pm

dogs can use ironing boards to surf on
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:44 pm

mystmoon wrote:dogs can use ironing boards to surf on


Where are your two words to work from :)
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Postby Starlight » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:02 pm

my favourite thread has come to a stop :shock:

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Postby Raz » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:18 pm

I decided to paint an abstract picture of a clock.... It looked like a curtain!

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Okay, here's an easy one....

Twilight / Garbage :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bikkit » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:46 pm

(true story alert)On one memorable(unfortunatly for all the wrong reasons) my school took my year camping in Buxton. This was meant to be a team-building cure for all those city girls who were scared of sheep and mud. It had been raining non stop for the past week so, by the time we pitched our tents we were knee-deep in what intellegant people call quagmire but is actually a sort of brown sludge with bits of grass in it. The tents were 1 person tents at the most and we were four to a tent. As we were pitching our tents in the thick, muddy soup, a copy of Twilight fell out of someones bag. Instantly ruined beyong repair, it was chucked in the garbage.*

DONE. 8) and not a word wasted.

*there is another thing about this trip that has to do whith why I'm NEVER EVER camping AGAIN: (Tents/eeewww....i think lucy wet the bed...)

Ok...my real one: bagels/ disco balls
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:29 pm

I am not a fan of bagels but had to try one being sold under the discoballs they smelt delicious and I was drunk.



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