Excuse me, do you know where the Marmite is?
No.
Well, go down this aisle, turn left, then it's in the 4th aisle, just next to the jams.
Thankyou.
You're welcome.
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by poohcarrot » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:05 pm
November 5: dress up in a white coat and carry a clipboard. Stop customers and say;
Excuse me, do you know where the Marmite is?
No.
Well, go down this aisle, turn left, then it's in the 4th aisle, just next to the jams.
Thankyou.
You're welcome.
Excuse me, do you know where the Marmite is?
No.
Well, go down this aisle, turn left, then it's in the 4th aisle, just next to the jams.
Thankyou.
You're welcome.
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by Tonyblack » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:27 pm
By the way - I saw Marmite cereal bars for sale in Tesco the other day. Sounds like a great combo! 
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by bikkit » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:27 pm
November 4, 1 PM: Followed people around the store, in the Asassin's Creed blend mode, because no one will notice you then!
YAY
November 6:Did leaps of faith into peoples' shopping carts from the top of shelves
November 7: was caught in the petfood aisle "Seeing if it really tasted like what it said in the box"
November 8: Screamed and wept at a chicken in the meat aisle saying "FRED! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?"
I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
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by ghostsecurity28 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:34 am
december 12th = look at old people with wide eyes saying, “I see dead people!”
december 14th= Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. when a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
december 16th= Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don’t have it, start crying and scream, “Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?”
december 14th= Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. when a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
december 16th= Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don’t have it, start crying and scream, “Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?”
And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors
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by michelanCello » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:03 pm
September 20th: bought poppy per seed. 
Million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten...
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by bikkit » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:18 pm
December 17th: Tried to buy ketchup with 100% less packaging.
December 17th pm: In a "Buy one get one free" sale, asked "Can I just have one free one?"
December 17th pm: In a "Buy one get one free" sale, asked "Can I just have one free one?"
I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
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