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Postby MasterIggy » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:31 am

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Spam is everywhere these days! Now it's hitting mobiles! :D

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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:34 am

:lol: Welcome to the site, MasterIggy!
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:26 pm

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Spam is everywhere these days! Now it's hitting mobiles! :D

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And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:06 pm

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And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:38 am

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And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors
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Postby Zebbo Mooty » Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:01 am

I took the sneaky picture whilst having a crafty smoke.

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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:53 pm

No wonder pandas have so much trouble breeding - and shouldn't that female be in front? :lol:

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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:46 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:No wonder pandas have so much trouble breeding - and shouldn't that female be in front? :lol:

Hi there Zebbo Mooty :D

It's called foreplay Jano. :roll:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:57 pm

Waste of time when you're on the brink of extinction - get right down to it straight off is the only way :P
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:51 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:Waste of time when you're on the brink of extinction - get right down to it straight off is the only way :P

:roll: Typical women. It's all just wham bang thankyou man, don't call me I'll call you, of course I'll respect you in the morning. What's wrong with showing a bit of love, of taking your time? No wonder pandas are an endangered species if the females don't even try to understand the poor males and regard them as nothing more than sex objects. :roll:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:07 pm

Something to do with bamboo I think - either he hits her with it too hard or sharpens it and sticks it under her claws. 8)

That - or they think it's an aphrodisiac when in fact it's pretty crap nutritionally* although it's not too bad on fibre content. Maybe after all that arduous chewing and defecating they're both too tired to get on with the shagging? :shock:

*this has a justifiable basis biologically, but it's much more likely to be because pandas of both genders are ego-centric territorial little bastards in the wild and are in heat for only half an hour at a time so they hardly ever meet up to get it on... :P
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Postby deldaisy » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:27 pm

For the lovers of that land far... far... far... away... FOUREX... at its best! Oh yeah and we always have scantily clad dancing girls at every pub.

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Postby deldaisy » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:14 pm

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SO... Apparently you tie these balloons behind your car..... THEN DRIVE LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL DOWN THE FREEWAY!
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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:46 pm

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