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Postby jonny » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:22 pm

What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night?




What walks on four feet in the morning?
a man riding a horse

two in the afternoon ?
a man thats fell of the horse

three at night?
the man with a walking stick after falling off the horse and twisting his ankle


close ?
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Postby Finomans » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:23 pm

close but wrong
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Postby jonny » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:24 pm

the man fell off a donkey :?:
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Postby Finomans » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:26 pm

nope
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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:32 pm

:lol: This one is in one of the Discworld books.

Pyramids I'm pretty sure.
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:34 pm

It's a human
A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
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Postby bikkit » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:35 pm

a man. No horses. Just a dude. In the metiphorical morning (baby) afternoon (their general life) and evening (Old man with a stick) of their life.

Ok...soo...

You are trapped in a room with 2 doors. One leads to freedom, the other to a soul-devouring evil monster (or your old gym teacher, whichever's worse) . Each door is guarded by one guard. One of the guards ALWAYS lies and the other ALWAYS tells the truth. You DON'T KNOW which is which and you also DON'T KNOW which door leads to freedom. How do you leave the room (and not end up doing 5000 press ups/ with your soul not devoured)
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I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
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Postby Finomans » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:35 pm

Sjoerd is right
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Postby bikkit » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:36 pm

oops. That took me soo long to type, someone had already answered :oops:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:37 pm

Put a gun against the head of one of the guards and let him go through the door first :twisted:
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Postby Bickaxe » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:43 pm

bikkit wrote:You are trapped in a room with 2 doors. One leads to freedom, the other to a soul-devouring evil monster (or your old gym teacher, which ever's worse) . Each door is guarded by one guard. One of the guards ALWAYS lies and the other ALWAYS tells the truth. You DON'T KNOW which is which and you also DON'T KNOW which door leads to freedom. How do you leave the room (and not end up doing 5000 press ups/ with your soul not devoured)


Ask one guard if there are 2 doors.
If no then ask if this door leads to freedom
If yes then go through other door
If guards says there are 2 doors, asks which one leads to freedom and go through that one.

Or use the gun...
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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:13 pm

Or simply wait until the guards need to go to the bathroom. They aren't going to go through the evil door, so just follow them. :wink:
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Postby mystmoon » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:57 am

"Why is that gas stove wearing a hat?"
"He's going out"
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Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:42 am

One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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