The god game

[KPDGaskell]

The God KPDGaskell decided to cease fire for reasons only he knew,* he then decided to check up on his pirates who had, against his will, joined forces with Shadow's ninjas, thus creating Ninja Pirates! The God KPDGaskell didn't like this one bit, so he smited half the ninja pirate population and went off to plant some religious ideas in some atheists head.

*He won the coin toss

[unseenu]

Tratchett's stories became so popular a network of fans decided to create a system for discussing them using similar technology to the wiccapedia.

In the gaming section of this new discussion network a topic was created by a user who called himself invisiblec* in which users of the network roleplayed as gods.When the thread was well underway invisiblec put a reference to a Terry Pratchett** into the story.A base of fans in this imaginary forum created world created a method of discussing Pratchett's works and on this thread a user called unseenu*** created a god game.In the world generated by this god game a Perry Tratchett**** was born and a fanbase created a forum to discuss his works,another god game was created an so the cycle goes on creating hundreds of alternate realities constantly.

*After invisible college,a fictional university on the world P.T wrote about

**A spoof of Perry Trachett

***After unseen university,a fictional college on the world T.P(not the one from our world the one who is a spoof of Perry Trachett) wrote about

****A spoof of the Terry Pratchett who is a spoof of the Perry Tratchett who is a spoof of Terry Pratchett

(wow thats the power of stories,these words are spinning into existence this never ending loop of universes )

[ShadowNinjaCat]

The Goddess Shadow felt sorry for the God KPDGaskell. All His pirates had joined Her forces,leaving Him with no worshipers again.So She decided to offer some of her ice-cream and ignore that he had smited half of her ninja pirates .After all, She still had Her pure ninjas and the ninja pirates would repopulate after a while.

"Any One else want some ice-cream"She shouted to the other Gods and spilled some of the ice-cream causing an ice-cream avalanche

[Quark]

The ice-cream avalanche caught a small tribe of mountain trolls and carried them into the nearest town, depositing them in the main hall's forum, and so created the forum troll. They immediately began to scout out the area for funny pictures and videos.

Meanwhile, having nothing much better to do, Quark combined the dead soldiers from the recent wars with the metals from their armour and created robot zombies, designed to walk the world, endlessly puzzled by stairs.

The war of the gods, however, seemed to have hit a small snag.
Nobody seemed to be fighting.

[KPDGaskell]

After convincing every single homeless person on the pancake to worship him in exchange for beer* the God KPDGaskell decided to look at this forum thing, in this 'God' game it described a round planet floating around a sun, he decided this was a terrible idea and so he made some quick edits to the posts so that the world was now pyramid shaped and ruled by a God known as jhdrhxy.**

*An alcoholic beverage he just made up
**He fell asleep at his keyboard

(Are we going to be fictional God's of a fictional God game now? )

[michelanCello]

...he made some quick edits to the posts so that the world was now pyramid shaped and ruled by a God known as jhdrhxy.**

**He fell asleep at his keyboard

It's like in Monty Python...

[unseenu]

(no let the fictional people handle the fictional forums,because its an infinite regression it'll get too confusing which perry trachett spoof of terry pratchett spoof of perry tratchett spoof of terry pratchett forum you are posting in:lol: )

The war seemed to have wound down a bit so unseenu decided it was time to give a gift to humanity he'd been planning for some time.He waved his hands and about five hundred crystal balls all tuned to broadcast the view from one field in the middle of the country side fell around it.They were all found by a wandering dwaff who tried to make money with whatever he could scavenge,after playing with them he discovered their unique property.He smiled as an idea crept across his mind...
(i'll conclude this plot line in my next post)

[Quark]

I reckon we ought to avoid the paradox loops if possible... it'll certainly tempt somebody eventually to see how many times they can do it...

[unseenu]

(im already working on a system to categorise different parts of the infinite regression,our primary reality of earth where we are typing this in a Pratchett forum is universe Yan,the world we manipulate as gods is universe Tan and the world in the Tratchett forums in universe Tan is universe Tethera)

The Dwaff who found the strange orbs had placed them in more or less square boxes and stacked them up on a street corner.He was explaining to a customer who was confused about what they actually did,"You see,"said the Dwaff,"They make you see this field in Yorgs'shyre from a long way away,for two hours a day I will stand in the field which im now building a sort of stage around relating current events,being entertaining and if you pay me some money I will advertise your product ."

The customer paused for second and said "Interesting,how many people will see my advertisement on their boxes?"

"If you buy one,about one.You are my first customer you see,"replied the Dwaff as the customer walked on disinterested.


The Dwaff sighed,his new discovery just wasn't going to catch on until he could broadcast some better content,out of the corner of his eye he suddenly noticed a group of wandering players who looked as if they had just lost their jobs*

"Excuse me you lot!" said the dwaff running towards them,"I have a proposition for you..."


*Its amazing how often in narratives when you need someone they are suddenly walking down the street towards you

[KPDGaskell]

(So which universe is the perry tratchett spoof in? And what about the spoof's spoof? And the spoof of that spoof? IT NEVER ENDS MAN!)

[SimStars13]

An artist for Pixar

[SimStars13]

Woops - wrong place sorry

[unseenu]

The Dwaff's new invention was doing quite well with its new stars,it had come to be named telebox or T.B for short.The Tratchett forum was outraged when a telebox adaptation of Tratchett's first roundworld novel:The Colour of Science was very untrue to the book.It was however the first broadcast in history to make use of MGI* giving it brilliant special effects at least for the time period

*Magic generated imaging,a technique developed by one of the travelling players who was an accomplished wizard,using magic it was possible to create mirages of objects and creatures which looked semi realistic when viewed on the screen.

[bikkit]

Bikkit re-appeared.

YO! Back from holidaying in Amestris! Loveley weather there.

The youmans developed a box, with a tiny imp inside that could replicate sounds. This was called an Usod, prehaps to provide a starter insult to direct at the annoying little demon. Neverless, they proved surprisinly popular, and people used them to play music and some books were also recorded. Adolescent youmans were now practically lost to the outside world

[KPDGaskell]

KPDGaskell wanted to invite some friends over from another universe to see this new TB invention, unfortunately he had no way of communicating with them, and so he shouted into a tin cup*. Meanwhile a ninja pirate saw this through his telescope and was inspired to communicate in a similar manner. After some testing and an awful lot of string and duck tape** he had managed to create a device used for long distance communication, this device was called the telecone.

*It is a well known fact that tin cups ALWAYS work in communicating, as long as you have enough string.
**Duck tape is a material used to stick things together made from the intestines of ducks.