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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:48 am

Tonyblack wrote:
Ponder Stibbons wrote:When is enough not enough?
When it's 'un oeuf'? :lol:

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Postby Mysticsypher » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:33 pm

How do you get non-stick coating to stick to the pan? :?
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:35 am

Burn it on? Use headology on it? :D
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:06 am

HERES A QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS :lol:

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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Postby fords » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:31 pm

I sense a Spinal Tap moment...
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Postby Jane » Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:25 pm

How do they get salmon in a can? :lol:
The rumour spread through the city like: ______.
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B) Margarine
C) Venereal disease
D) A disco of pain
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Postby mystmoon » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:23 am

is this a repeat of the "why are pineapple rings all the same size" sort of question?
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:55 am

not to my knowledge but it is curious !! lol :lol:

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:45 pm

A nice long walkies down the the Yellow Brick Road? :wink:
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Postby Da Gamer » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:42 pm

It's in my head

Where is the colour blue not actually blue?
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:58 pm

THE COLOUR DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST !!!! SO IT WOULD BE EVERYWHERE
We have three types of colour receptors, or cones, in our retina. They are called red, blue and green because they respond most strongly to light at those wavelengths. As they are stimulated in different proportions, our visual system constructs the colours we see.


The colours of light are distinguished by their different wavelengths. The visible part of the spectrum ranges from red light with a wavelength of about 720 nm, to violet with a wavelength of about 380 nm, with orange, yellow, green, blue and indigo between. The three different types of colour receptors in the retina of the human eye respond most strongly to red, green and blue wavelengths, giving us our colour vision.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TOAD ON A TOADSTOOL ?
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Postby Jane » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:17 am

Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
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