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Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:19 pm

Whelkom.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Postby Squig » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:40 pm

Well it's nice to know I won't eel like a fish out of water on here.
Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart...
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:48 pm

Sprats for sure.
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Postby Squig » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:59 pm

I can't think of a single one more now... other than I feel well schoaled in the art of punning...
Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart...
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Postby bikkit » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:16 pm

My cod, you know a lot of puns. You have my seal of approval for that. I'm not lion(fish) about it- your turbot-charged punning skills have got me hooked
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:09 pm

(Dotsie already used "cod") :roll: :lol:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:22 pm

You do keep herring on about it. Image
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Postby poohcarrot » Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:19 am

Well! You are just being crabby, maybe you should play a different tuna or do you do it on porpoise? :lol:
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:46 am

One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, anything you want after all you're the boss".

But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, ..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with fish" God answers.

"Fish?" Queries Noah.

"Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies, "OK God, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?".

"Check"

"But why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.


"Well...." says God,.............................................................











"I just thought it would be nice to have a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:37 am

:lol:
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:18 pm

Ithangyou. I'm here all week. Try the steak.
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Postby fords » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:37 pm

I'm gonna have to use that joke at work :D
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Postby ramtopsman » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:36 am

Is the DVD actually out

Because i went to HMV in bury and they said it isnt even out on dvd until the 23rd of august

=/ i have seen them on sale online :)
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Postby ramtopsman » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:39 am

Never mind just checked HMV website and it shows it is on pre order for the 23rd of august
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:39 am

ramtopsman wrote:Is the DVD actually out

Because i went to HMV in bury and they said it isnt even out on dvd until the 23rd of august

=/ i have seen them on sale online :)
It's online, but still not released yet. Amazon and Play.com say 23rd August as well. :wink:
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