Twilight books, why?

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Postby BatrickPatrick » Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:58 am

Yeah, I can only think of one Dramatic Pale Girl On Cover book that I actually enjoyed.
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Postby unseenu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:34 am

My cousin once bought me the first two twilight books for my birthday,i read the first sentence and was already bored.So I got the receipt off her and swapped them at the bookshop for two discworld novels instead :lol: :lol:
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Postby joshie101 » Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:10 am

My sister's read them all and I wanted to know why they were so 'amazing', so I read the first chapter. It's all just really bad description, and is written like a diary. It even says when she exhales.
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Postby bikkit » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:22 am

"It even says when she exhales"

So THAT'S why it's soo long :lol:
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Postby BatrickPatrick » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:58 am

There's a lot of descriptions of her being a good housewife, cooking and cleaning the oven, too. Actually Bella's probably the most boring literary character I've ever read D: Well, I say literary....
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Postby bikkit » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:14 pm

I went shopping today and in five shops IN A ROW, Robert patterson's face staring at me out of various bits of merchendise. It was rather creepy, especially because it was the same picture all the time. There were POSTCARDS of him, for god's sake!
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Postby BatrickPatrick » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:08 pm

Umbrellas...Lunchboxes...Probably condoms.
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Postby bikkit » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:12 pm

My friend showed me some PANTS on the internet. SERIOUSLY. I would post a picture but it's too worrying. They have his face on the INSIDE
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:20 pm

Ick! :shock:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:54 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:00 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:Ick! :shock:
David :?: :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:09 pm

:shock: I wouldn't fancy a picture of David Icke on the inside of my pants!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:25 pm

Me either - he might bring his alien mates with him... :shock: Or those reptile thingies he dreamed up :?
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:07 am

I bet they'd be turquoise too.

You may recall when David Icke when doolally and said lots of silly things, well one of the silly things he said was that the Isle of Aran would disappear before the end of the year. Guess where I went for New Year's Eve? :lol:
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Postby Exp. Date, the rat » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:07 am

BatrickPatrick wrote:There's a lot of descriptions of her being a good housewife, cooking and cleaning the oven, too. Actually Bella's probably the most boring literary character I've ever read D: Well, I say literary....


Like I said earlier the author is Morman. My wife said that when girls graduate from High Shcool in Uath Espc in the Salt Lake City area once they graduate they need to do these things since they most likley are going to be married and not go to colleage, just gat married and have kids.

Many of her friends have done this, but she got out and actually lived a while before she started a family. It is really sad out there now. With so many girls/women not really having a life there is a lot of drug use, espc meth. Last time Kim and I were out there there were signs and billboards for drug call centers and Anti-meth slogans. The mothers are getting bored and sad being cooped up in the house and just having child after child.

Kim was so upset with the happy Morman ending. The author just couldn't come out and kill someone and have the baby stolen to be raised by the evil clan and come back to kill everyone and creating a new world that enslaved the human race, to be used as junk food and hunt for sport!

Hey, that sounds pretty good.... hmmmmm.... I thnk I needs to find a pen and paper now! :wink:
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