The god game

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The god game

Postby unseenu » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:05 pm

ive run this roleplaying game in various forums many times.There is a world and the users are gods of it,the world begins as a featureless clay disc floating in space,you have the power to alter it simply by saying things like "Let X happen" or by reaching down and physically changing things.Happy world building,please try not to destroy our world or spoil it by instantly wiping out other's work because thats my job! :twisted:
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Postby unseenu » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:34 pm

(I'll get it started)

unseenu reached down and placed a sun in orbit around the small world 'there we go' he said,'now we have some light to see what we are doing'
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Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:43 pm

ShadowNinjaCat molded some puffy white stuff and chucked it in the air,just 'cause she felt like it :P (I wonder if it will have any effect :roll: )
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:57 pm

The Great God Sjoerd wanted to have a swim so he created the oceans seas etc... :wink:
A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
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Postby Tonyblack » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:12 pm

Tonyblack created atheism and promptly vanished... :shock:
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Postby unseenu » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:12 pm

unseenu inhaled the mysterious white powder and choked on it,he coughed it up and it turned into birds.They settled at the edges of the oceans because their instincts told them to,how were they to know the gods hadn't created any fish yet.
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Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby mystmoon » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:20 pm

mystmoon accidently nudges the sun into orbit, so creates moon out of some spare clay so we can still see what we're doing at night!
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Postby unseenu » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:26 pm

Some of the birds got bored of waiting for the mythical food called 'fish' to appear,no bird had ever seen one so they were forced to assume they didn't exist.Many bird species such as the eagles and the hawks got bored of waiting and started eating other birds.

"Woah what the?" said unseenu who had seen tonyblack's sudden appearance and small but significant contribution to his domain "Who was that guy? what did he do?"
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Postby Willem » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:28 pm

Let there be dinosaur fossils in the ground, to test the faith of future believers!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:00 pm

Sjoerd (the Great God) wanted to make an apple pie for his fellow gods so he created Apple trees
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Postby unseenu » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:29 pm

Many species of bird who hadn't resorted to eating other birds went and lived in the new apple trees and started eating the apples."These tree things are great",said one bird "We should live in them instead of near that freezing cold ocean with no food in it".And so the first nests were built,many birds became wealthy from building nests and selling them for extortionate prices(apples became their currency),the species who started this practice became known as the 'Spotted Real estate Sparrow'.
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Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby Quark » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:35 pm

Quark the Maligned was a tad miffed at missing out on the early procedures and promptly created several nearby planets to orbit around the sun. "Hah!" he said, sprinkling stars generously across the celestial sphere. "That should keep the sentients busy. Has anyone got some spare antimatter?"
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Postby unseenu » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:02 pm

"let me have a spare bottle of antimatter in my pocket to give to quark"said unseenu,and it was so
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Postby unseenu » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:12 pm

Quark the Maligned was a tad miffed at missing out on the early procedures and promptly created several nearby planets to orbit around the sun


The sun is in orbit around the world like on discworld so if you've put planets in orbit around the sun they must be sort of bouncing up and down,that should make for some interesting cosmology :lol:
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Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby Quark » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:15 pm

I did it deliberately :P

"Excellent," said Quark, grabbing at the bottle. Being a fairly clumsy god, however, he spilled it, and so created darkness.
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