Dotsie wrote:No, you have to keep it! It's precious!
I have occasionally joked that I will have the worlds most valuable Discworld collection by dint of the fact that
none of them are signed.
This is not for want of trying of course, it just so happened that I wasn't in town on every one of the occasions Mr P was coming for a signing.

It was the same when the stage production of
Guards! Gaurds! with Paul Darrow was touring.
The week it came to my home town, I was moving to Hull. Where it had just finished its run there.

Where's my cow? Is that my cow? It says "Buggrit millenium hand and shrimp". That's not my cow, thats Foul Ol' Ron.