It would be very cool if someone made a lifesize A-M chess set, just like that room in the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone movie.
Not at all happy with the Queen as this is definitely an Ankh Morpork set - Margalotta may be the nearest Vetinari has to a significant other (although I have deep suspicions about his 'Aunty' ) but she's in Uberwald and anyway isn't in the books too much as an active participant aside from Fifth Elephant.
Yeah, I was a bit iffy about choice of Queen, because it the books don't really mention much about Vetinari's love life. (Sadly.
But the books mentioned him clacks-chatting with her all the time, and playing semaphore-Thud!, so I just stuck her in.
Susan would be a good Queen, probably.
Since she's met Lobsang, she can move in all sorts of cool directions, like through time.
The rumour spread through the city like: ______.
C) Venereal disease
D) A disco of pain