"Don't worry hon - look what came with this loaf of bread Michelancellodipidopolopopotamus brought in for our breakfast!"
Willem wrote:Poohdactylos woke from the smell of rancid yak butter coming from the window of his small cell. He felt around for his lamp when his hand touched something sharp. 'What's this then?' he exclaimed in wonder.
"It's one of those whatchamacallits, you old cuddlebunny fool' said Jan from the adjoining cell. "You know, those things you shave your head with. I hear pyramids keep them sharp!"
Jano held up a long flat roughly textured piece of metal "... and the bars in these cells are really manky an' wobbly. And the plaster's really crumbly on my window, but I'm too short to reach it - if we file through through one of the partition bars so you could give me a bunk up..."
As JVQ droned on as usual, the plan looked as good as anything else on offer.
"DJELIBEYBI'S nice this time of year so I hear dearest... lots of Pyramids there. We could even pretend to be married!."
Guys - really
Shame about the end petering out but then I share some of the blame for doing a lot of winding up before it got too much. Actually I think my cuddlebunny's been consorting with with Muses far
too much (I blame Thalia
) so as Willem's pardner I get to select some nuptial music for the shaven one this time. Let's make it a real classic
this time though!
See the blind man shooting at the world
Arrows flying taking toll...
If you've been bad, Lord I know you have
And I've been high on too strong meds
We'd better close our eyes and bow our heads
And wait for the ricochet...
And enough with the melodrama blind man - if Willem doesn't want to, I think you
should narrate the next one as a penance so you have to behave* yourself for a change!
* But not too much huh? I love it when you're ebil!