I wish to complain about the amount of posters being pasted onto the wall of my hovel. This matter has now led to 49 prosecutions and a rather nasty visit to the Patrician from which I emerged very pale and in need of a lavatory at close hand!
Due to the horse glue used, of which I have proof in it having been made at the abbatoir, the removal of said posters is all but impossible. The only positive side of this has resulted in my back wall becoming twice as strong and the glue paper is currently assisting in the securing of the main cross beam. However, I have had enough!
I have complained bitterly to all concerned whose names and addresses and printers addresses appear on the posters to no avail.
My 49th trip to the Watch at Pseudopolis Yard has been a complete leamon (fruitless)! My last response to my complaint was "Der, you gotta wall aint you?"by a troll officer whom I understood to hold the capacity of Sergeant.
This notice is for all perpetrators of the pasting brigade.
Mr Boggis, of the Thieves Guild and Lord Downey, of the Assassins guild, are now overseeing a watch on my property. Anyone found pasting will be pasted upside down, dead, on the wall by Mr Boggis' team. Lord Downey states that if caught by his Assasins, the the paster will be stapled AND glued to the wall. Dead, upside down or not. I hope this over reaction will bring an end to this rediculous event.
Just a meerkat from The Effing Forest