POOH'S WHOWAZZIT GAME - STARTING NOW!

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Postby poohcarrot » Sat May 01, 2010 10:19 am

THE CROWN V THE DISCWORLD SEVEN MURDER TRIAL

Final Verdicts

Jan is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot.

Bikkit is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot.

DJ is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, and attempted murder of Willem.

Dotsie is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, and the attempted murder of DJ not once, but twice!

Willem is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, the attempted murder of Sjoerd and the murder of Dotsie.

Crys is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, the attempted murder of Dotsie and the murder of DJ.

Sjoerd is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, the attempted murder of Bikkit, the murder of Dotsie and the murder of DJ.

SENTENCING

Accidental death/justifiable manslaughter = 6 month suspended prison sentence
Attempted murder = 5 years in prison for each count
Murder = 15 years in prison for each count

Jan - you are free to leave this court
Bikkit - you are free to leave this court
DJ - If you weren't dead, you'd be sentenced to 5 years in prison
Dotsie - if you weren't dead, you'd be sentenced to 10 years in prison
Willem - you are sentenced to 20 years in prison
Crys - you are sentenced to 20 years in prison
Sjoerd - you are evil incarnate! You are sentenced to 35 years in prison


So Crys and Sjoerd were the winners, but were they really?

The End

A Poohcarrot/skull ring production in association with #NickCleggsfault
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat May 01, 2010 10:22 am

*starts to write a 6 month reading list in her cell pending her bail application going through this time*

Well I know what I'm doing for the next 6 months - can't say the same for all you lot (except Bikkit) since I have the perfick alibi for Dotsie and Sjoerd :P
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Postby Dotsie » Sat May 01, 2010 10:40 am

:lol: I knew we were all killers, you twisted so-and-so! But I couldn't say anything whilst I was still alive without dropping myself in it. Everyone was behaving like a killer :lol:

And it's impossible to gawp when you don't believe in a spirit :wink:
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Postby Dotsie » Sat May 01, 2010 10:42 am

Jan Van Quirm wrote:*starts to write a 6 month reading list in her cell pending her bail application going through this time*

Well I know what I'm doing for the next 6 months - can't say the same for all you lot (except Bikkit) since I have the perfick alibi for Dotsie and Sjoerd :P
I don't understand any of this. Am I supposed to? Was I doing saucy stuff with Sjoerd?
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat May 01, 2010 10:57 am

Don't worry about any of it Dotsie - you and Sjoerd are off to the door of Death's desert :wink: :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sat May 01, 2010 11:11 am

:? Sjoerd wasn't killed. What are you on about, Jano? Has your freedom gone to your head? :lol:

And Dotsie, I was thinking about making everyone innocent, but everyone would have behaved very defensively and not said anything. 8)
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat May 01, 2010 11:34 am

:oops: Whoops - doing too many things at once. I meant DJ of course :roll: :P

And what's wrong with the forum clock! - did it not go onto to British Summer Time? :shock: That's why I didn't read your verdict post pooh 'cos I've posted at 11 am or later today and was in bed until then so I can't have posted at 10:30 whatever which is what my last few posts were... :shock: :roll:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat May 01, 2010 12:02 pm

So what the hell happened in the first killing phase then Pooh?

Presumably DJ was heavily targetted or there was a draw on who to kill? :?
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Postby poohcarrot » Sat May 01, 2010 12:39 pm

4 people each chose a different person and 2 didn't choose anyone. :D
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat May 01, 2010 12:47 pm

I'm clearly the winner as I have the most jail time 35 years! :P :twisted:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sat May 01, 2010 12:55 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:I'm clearly the winner as I have the most jail time 35 years! :P :twisted:


You're clearly NOT the winner as you have the most jail time. :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat May 01, 2010 12:56 pm

*flaunts her round-the-world airticket starting Nov 2010 at Sjoerd as he's taken down*

The killers (so all of us) won but who's banged up going nowhere for the next 35 years? :P :twisted:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat May 01, 2010 1:00 pm

I've read the Count of Monte-Cristo so I'm already planning my escape! :twisted:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sat May 01, 2010 1:34 pm

Actually, Sjoerd was the winner.

Therefore it's his turn next. :P
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Sat May 01, 2010 4:39 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:I've read the Count of Monte-Cristo so I'm already planning my escape! :twisted:


Then it'll be about 30 years before you get out won't it?
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