POOH'S WHOWAZZIT GAME - STARTING NOW!

[poohcarrot]

THE CROWN V THE DISCWORLD SEVEN MURDER TRIAL

Final Verdicts

Jan is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot.

Bikkit is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot.

DJ is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, and attempted murder of Willem.

Dotsie is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, and the attempted murder of DJ not once, but twice!

Willem is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, the attempted murder of Sjoerd and the murder of Dotsie.

Crys is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, the attempted murder of Dotsie and the murder of DJ.

Sjoerd is found guilty of accidental death/justifiable manslaughter in the death of Poohcarrot, the attempted murder of Bikkit, the murder of Dotsie and the murder of DJ.

SENTENCING

Accidental death/justifiable manslaughter = 6 month suspended prison sentence
Attempted murder = 5 years in prison for each count
Murder = 15 years in prison for each count

Jan - you are free to leave this court
Bikkit - you are free to leave this court
DJ - If you weren't dead, you'd be sentenced to 5 years in prison
Dotsie - if you weren't dead, you'd be sentenced to 10 years in prison
Willem - you are sentenced to 20 years in prison
Crys - you are sentenced to 20 years in prison
Sjoerd - you are evil incarnate! You are sentenced to 35 years in prison

So Crys and Sjoerd were the winners, but were they really?

The End

A Poohcarrot/skull ring production in association with #NickCleggsfault

[Jan Van Quirm]

*starts to write a 6 month reading list in her cell pending her bail application going through this time*

Well I know what I'm doing for the next 6 months - can't say the same for all you lot (except Bikkit) since I have the perfick alibi for Dotsie and Sjoerd

[Dotsie]

I knew we were all killers, you twisted so-and-so! But I couldn't say anything whilst I was still alive without dropping myself in it. Everyone was behaving like a killer

And it's impossible to gawp when you don't believe in a spirit

[Dotsie]

*starts to write a 6 month reading list in her cell pending her bail application going through this time*

Well I know what I'm doing for the next 6 months - can't say the same for all you lot (except Bikkit) since I have the perfick alibi for Dotsie and Sjoerd

I don't understand any of this. Am I supposed to? Was I doing saucy stuff with Sjoerd?

[Jan Van Quirm]

Don't worry about any of it Dotsie - you and Sjoerd are off to the door of Death's desert

[poohcarrot]

Sjoerd wasn't killed. What are you on about, Jano? Has your freedom gone to your head?

And Dotsie, I was thinking about making everyone innocent, but everyone would have behaved very defensively and not said anything.

[Jan Van Quirm]

Whoops - doing too many things at once. I meant DJ of course

And what's wrong with the forum clock! - did it not go onto to British Summer Time? That's why I didn't read your verdict post pooh 'cos I've posted at 11 am or later today and was in bed until then so I can't have posted at 10:30 whatever which is what my last few posts were...

[Jan Van Quirm]

So what the hell happened in the first killing phase then Pooh?

Presumably DJ was heavily targetted or there was a draw on who to kill?

[poohcarrot]

4 people each chose a different person and 2 didn't choose anyone.

[Sjoerd3000]

I'm clearly the winner as I have the most jail time 35 years!

[poohcarrot]

I'm clearly the winner as I have the most jail time 35 years!

You're clearly NOT the winner as you have the most jail time.

[Jan Van Quirm]

*flaunts her round-the-world airticket starting Nov 2010 at Sjoerd as he's taken down*

The killers (so all of us) won but who's banged up going nowhere for the next 35 years?

[Sjoerd3000]

I've read the Count of Monte-Cristo so I'm already planning my escape!

[poohcarrot]

Actually, Sjoerd was the winner.

Therefore it's his turn next.

[Doughnut Jimmy]

I've read the Count of Monte-Cristo so I'm already planning my escape!

Then it'll be about 30 years before you get out won't it?