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Postby mspanners » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:22 am

Nobby burst into tears...'I am to ugly to DIE'
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Postby unseenu » Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:33 pm

Death suddenly paused and began to fade away

OH BLOODY HELLS NOT ASH KENTE AGAIN!

he mumbled as he vanished from sight
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Postby mspanners » Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:45 pm

The two watchmen glanced at each other and then legged it away between the Pottery Solders as the outline of DEATH wavered away..........
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:01 pm

Glingleglingleglingle...

"Did you hear that, Fred?"
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Postby mspanners » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:53 pm

The anthropomorphic embodiment of Rincewind popped into existence a foot above the pair of baffled watchmen.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:13 pm

It was wearing a hat with the letters WIZZARD stitched onto it.
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Postby mspanners » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:36 pm

Well He was until what passed for Discworld Gravity took a hold and dropped Rincewind screaming onto the pair of Watchmen, His hat fluttered down to the muddy ground a few seconds after Him....
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Postby unseenu » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:49 pm

'I knew I shouldn't have helped with the rite of ash kente' said Rincewind 'I got pulled right through the other end.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:48 pm

"Ere! Wossis then? Its past curfew already," yelled the remaining Watchman.
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Postby mspanners » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:25 pm

'Don't fhink we are in the city any more sarg, so cur-few don't count.....and anyway since when we add a cur-few?' asked a crushed Nobbs....a smoldering dogend bouncing up and down as He spoke.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:42 am

"As Captain Vimes of the Night Watch, I'm afraid its my duty to arrest you for resisting curfew as per the Count." said the officer, having untangled himself from the once air-borne incumbent, sending a chill down their spines.
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Postby unseenu » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:05 am

LISTEN TO ME said death who had appeared in a circle of wizards who were baffled as to where rincewind had gone

WHATEVER YOU DID WITH YOUR PARTICLE ACCELERATOR YOU HAVE TO REVERSE IT BY SENDING OUT AN ANTIPARTICLE,TAKE ME THERE AND I CAN HELP
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Postby mspanners » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:25 am

The circle of Wizards moved backwards in shock and surprise with looks of disbelief on their faces, the other DEATH stepped forward to challenge the DEATH in the occult ring.........'THIS IS MY DOMAIN.... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?...... BE GONE FOUL FIEND OF THE DARK PIT' He said.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:33 pm

"What's a particle accelawossname?" said one of the wizards stupidly.
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Postby mspanners » Tue May 04, 2010 3:34 pm

'This........' said the DEATH outside the circle as He thrust His scythe inside the circle at the imposter DEATH......
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