Three word discworld novel

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Three word discworld novel

Postby unseenu » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:26 pm

write a summary of a discworld story using only three words,here is my attempt to start off with:

The colour of magic
Rincewind ran away
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:24 pm

that sums up all Rincewind stories :lol: or at least he always try to run away, but never succeding or we wouldn't have any stories on him :lol:
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Postby unseenu » Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:32 pm

you have just given me the idea for a much better use for this thread,instead of original three word stories this will now be used to summarise real DW books in three words
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Postby Danny B » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:07 pm

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Postby unseenu » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:28 pm

Reaper Man
Death is Missing
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Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby captainsmog » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:02 am

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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:07 am

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Postby Finomans » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:18 pm

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Postby Jane » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:31 pm

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The rumour spread through the city like: ______.
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C) Venereal disease
D) A disco of pain
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Postby fords » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:27 pm

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Postby Jane » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:23 am

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Also, did anyone notice that William must've spent the whole book running around with a giant R shaped bruise on his forehead? D:
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Postby Kittycat1977 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:41 pm

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Postby Jane » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:18 am

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D) A disco of pain
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Postby superfurryandy » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:42 am

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Postby Jane » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:54 am

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