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Postby bikkit » Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:24 pm

I don't kn....AAAAARGGH
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I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
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Postby theoldlibrarian » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:10 pm

Reminds me of nights spent wathching the entire monty python collection.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:57 am

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If you've read that blue recreational economics book( :shock: ) with a cow-covered milk carton on the front don't answer this.
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:00 pm

Do they use a sterile needle for lethal injections? And do they swab the skin first? :?
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:56 am

i take it you have read t book then tony. How is it? I havent actually read it i just saw the blurb. :lol:

Yes they do. No Idea. Its a human thing :wink:
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Postby mystmoon » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:49 pm

Can you play a drinking game if you are teetotal with non-alcoholic beverages?
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:06 pm

If the other people are drinking, no! :D

My friend once bought an expensive glass chess set and all the pieces were sculptured little decanters. You filled one lot of pawns with red wine and the other with white. All the other pieces had different spirits in them. It was very beautiful and very delicate.

However, it was very beautiful and very delicate, so as you took your opponents pieces, you drank and got more and more drunk.

Moral: Don't ever buy an expensive, beautiful and delicate chess set made of glass if your going to play it and get p*ssed out of your brain! :lol:
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Postby Penfold » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:35 pm

Sounds like you had a smashing time, Pooh. :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:30 pm

Where, oh Where has our Little Bikkit Gone???
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:00 pm

Got mutated into a no-nose question-mark-infested creature with dragons on its head. :lol:

It sounds like that particular version pays for you to make early losses :lol:
Hang on, thats not fair. the red side gets a special. :lol: :wink:

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Postby bikkit » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:30 pm

I AM HERE! IT BE ME!
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:20 am

When is enough not enough?
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:09 pm

When it's love, beer, money, sex, drugs or toilet paper. :D
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Postby Tonyblack » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:26 pm

Ponder Stibbons wrote:When is enough not enough?
When it's 'un oeuf'? :lol:

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Postby Penfold » Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:30 pm

Eggsactly what I was thinking off, Tony! :lol:
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