*looks around nervously for the spoon of death*
ok here goes:
(i assume we're using mostly character traits rather than our own)
* rather intelligent with a side order of a manipulative
* a blackribboner
* smokes like a chimmney
* capricious (when she thinks she can get away with it)
* small -ish (around 5'4) and pale with long dark hair and dainty hands .quite attractive if you like that sort of thing.
* is more than a little strange about the colour pink
* plays thud
* loves to irritate seraphine and assorted others via the word BATH and doggie (does the same with the ank morpork lot only without the bath)
* hates getting caught out
* has *significant pause* plans
* occasionaly wears ridiculous outfits to disarm people (or possibly for the hell of it)
* is quite nice underneath it all,although she hates to admit it
* does not get on with Valentina Ariana for some totaly inexplicable reason that has absolutly nothing to do with a certain patrician.