Silly-questions-thread

[bikkit]

I don't kn....AAAAARGGH

[theoldlibrarian]

Reminds me of nights spent wathching the entire monty python collection.

[Ponder Stibbons]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If you've read that blue recreational economics book( ) with a cow-covered milk carton on the front don't answer this.

[Tonyblack]

Do they use a sterile needle for lethal injections? And do they swab the skin first?

[Ponder Stibbons]

i take it you have read t book then tony. How is it? I havent actually read it i just saw the blurb.

Yes they do. No Idea. Its a human thing

[mystmoon]

Can you play a drinking game if you are teetotal with non-alcoholic beverages?

[poohcarrot]

If the other people are drinking, no!

My friend once bought an expensive glass chess set and all the pieces were sculptured little decanters. You filled one lot of pawns with red wine and the other with white. All the other pieces had different spirits in them. It was very beautiful and very delicate.

However, it was very beautiful and very delicate, so as you took your opponents pieces, you drank and got more and more drunk.

Moral: Don't ever buy an expensive, beautiful and delicate chess set made of glass if your going to play it and get p*ssed out of your brain!

[Penfold]

Sounds like you had a smashing time, Pooh.

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

Where, oh Where has our Little Bikkit Gone???

[Ponder Stibbons]

Got mutated into a no-nose question-mark-infested creature with dragons on its head.

It sounds like that particular version pays for you to make early losses
Hang on, thats not fair. the red side gets a special.

How many feathers does a sheep have?

[bikkit]

I AM HERE! IT BE ME!

[Ponder Stibbons]

When is enough not enough?

[poohcarrot]

When it's love, beer, money, sex, drugs or toilet paper.

[Tonyblack]

When is enough not enough?

When it's 'un oeuf'?

[Penfold]

Eggsactly what I was thinking off, Tony!