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by **Tonyblack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:21 am

by **Tonyblack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:30 am

by **Tonyblack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:32 am

I've got to get some of this stuff. :shock:

They look nothing alike! :lol:

by **Tonyblack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:34 am

by **Quark** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:46 am

That's classic.

by **Penfold** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:36 pm

I'm going to pay more attention to the small ads from now on!

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:46 pm

PMSL

I couldn't stop myself LOling and that's pretty hard to make me do when i'm alone and not being polite.

Here's a story you might have heard before.
There were three pilots that crashed their plane on an island because they were busy posting on the forum on their laptops.
The native cannibals caught them and said through a translator machine their scientists from the land of Uh-Merca had made them: "We'll set you free if you can get 10 of a fruit which we'll stuff down your butt. If you make a noise, youre dead, otherwise, youre free but don't ask us for an aeroplane." because cannibals like a good joke as much as anyone else.
The first pilot could only find apples. He squaked on the 3rd apple and had his head chopped off.
The second pilot could only find strawberries(lucky devil!). He was fine up till the last strawberry when he burst out laughing and had his head chopped off.
In heaven, the first pilot asked the second pilot, "why are you here. You had strawberries you lucky devil." The second pilot said: "I saw the third pilot and he was carrying durians.

by **Tonyblack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:58 pm

Of course it helps if you know what durians are. :lol:

by **Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:57 pm

OMG my stomach hurts... :lol:

I don't know which is more disturbing tho... the fact that a Wal-Mart Customer thought a Burrito was a baby or that Police Arrest Everybody on February 22!!!

ROFLMAO! Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off!

by **Tonyblack** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:43 am

Did you see all the ones on the previous page?

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:35 am

Oh, sorry. Indonesian joke. Substititute with watermelons wearing rhino skins.

I wholly agree with that definition though there are others that do not.

by **Penfold** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:01 pm

It may be possibly related to the Wahoonie.

Wikipedia wrote:Wahoonie
A fruit that grows in Howondaland. It is highly prized by connoisseurs as they rarely prize something common; the colour (earwax) and smell (like a sick anteater) make most people feel ill. It is also covered in spikes.

Its name may be based on the poisonous wahoo fruit, although the description is similar to the durian.

Ankh-Morpork is known as the Big Wahoonie, although the fruit does not smell that bad.