I have a theory...Do you have a theory?

[Ponder Stibbons]

I have a theory.
E=mc2.
mc obviously is an abbreviation of macdonalds and therefore E=mc2 means that energy exists on any planet containing 2 or more macdonalds (or Dibbler buns). From that i can extrapolate(mumble nonsense) that mars contains macdonalds since some smart alecks decided they know everything and that energy actually exists everywhere.

Do you have a theory regarding why or how birds fly?

[poohcarrot]

HOW
My theory is that birds fly by flapping their wings.

WHY
My theory is that birds fly because they can. If you had wings you would fly too, just as you have legs so you walk.

[Jan Van Quirm]

Ostriches have wings and they don't fly.....

[poohcarrot]

The exception that proves the rule.

[Sjoerd3000]

What about the penguin, the emu, the kiwi, the Kakapo and the dodo?

[poohcarrot]

They all live (or lived) in very tall thin houses in the Netherlands where flight was impossible. In a few thousand/million years, because of evolution, they will all lose their wings and have them replaced by arms, they will then take over the world and replace man as the dominant species.

[Ponder Stibbons]

And what theory do you want us to come up with next?

[poohcarrot]

Dinosaurs.

My theory is that all dinosaurs were thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end.

Another theory is that the dinosaurs were wiped out when a comet hit the earth in the Gulf of Mexico. Look at it on a map. There's a comet shaped circular hole.

[Jan Van Quirm]

And the moon got pooped out of the even bigger ...ing great hole in the Pacific - maybe...

... and rocket propelled escaped the Earth's rudimentary atmos (as it didn't have much of one back then) and went into orbit...

Granted the Gulf of Mexico theory is far more probable as gravity supports that

[bikkit]

<This dinosaur is thick at one end, thin at the other, and cute everywhere

[Batty]

Dinosaurs.

My theory is that all dinosaurs were thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end.

Do you mean like this?


It is actually a drawing of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant, taken from the book Le Petit Prince -although some people mistake it for a hat.

[Batty]

My theory: Water isn't wet!

If you look at anybody swimming underwater, they do not have their hair plastered to their head, it billows freely with the water current (as do plants etc), which it couldn't do if it was wet. Only when people or objects break the surface of the water and come in to contact with oxygen do they look wet, and their hair is heavy and adheres to the skull.
Therefore, water in its own environment isn't wet, it is only the chemical change of oxygen coming in to contact with water that makes it so!

[chris.ph]

i have a theory that there is a stable blackhole at the centre of every galaxy and when they were active they dragged in enough mass to form each galaxy its not funny just something ive always thought was correct

[kakaze]

The Chicken Theory

[Cheery]

Dinosaurs.

My theory is that all dinosaurs were thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end.

Do you mean like this?


It is actually a drawing of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant, taken from the book Le Petit Prince -although some people mistake it for a hat.

I know that book!
So cute...

I have a theory:

A Wizard's knob has a staff on the end.
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Or did I just get that one wrong?
(Sorry, I couldn't come up with anything better )