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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:09 pm

I have a theory.
E=mc2.
mc obviously is an abbreviation of macdonalds and therefore E=mc2 means that energy exists on any planet containing 2 or more macdonalds (or Dibbler buns). From that i can extrapolate(mumble nonsense) that mars contains macdonalds since some smart alecks decided they know everything and that energy actually exists everywhere.

Do you have a theory regarding why or how birds fly?
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:54 pm

HOW
My theory is that birds fly by flapping their wings. :lol:

WHY
My theory is that birds fly because they can. If you had wings you would fly too, just as you have legs so you walk. 8)
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:32 pm

Ostriches have wings and they don't fly..... :P
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:12 pm

The exception that proves the rule. :lol:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:21 pm

What about the penguin, the emu, the kiwi, the Kakapo and the dodo?
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:25 pm

They all live (or lived) in very tall thin houses in the Netherlands where flight was impossible. In a few thousand/million years, because of evolution, they will all lose their wings and have them replaced by arms, they will then take over the world and replace man as the dominant species.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:46 am

And what theory do you want us to come up with next?
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:19 pm

Dinosaurs.

My theory is that all dinosaurs were thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end.

Another theory is that the dinosaurs were wiped out when a comet hit the earth in the Gulf of Mexico. Look at it on a map. There's a comet shaped circular hole.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:37 pm

And the moon got pooped out of the even bigger ...ing great hole in the Pacific - maybe...

... and rocket propelled escaped the Earth's rudimentary atmos (as it didn't have much of one back then) and went into orbit... :roll: :lol:

Granted the Gulf of Mexico theory is far more probable as gravity supports that :wink:
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Postby bikkit » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:30 pm

<This dinosaur is thick at one end, thin at the other, and cute everywhere :D
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Postby Batty » Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:18 pm

poohcarrot wrote:Dinosaurs.

My theory is that all dinosaurs were thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end.

Do you mean like this?

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Postby Batty » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:46 pm

My theory: Water isn't wet!

If you look at anybody swimming underwater, they do not have their hair plastered to their head, it billows freely with the water current (as do plants etc), which it couldn't do if it was wet. Only when people or objects break the surface of the water and come in to contact with oxygen do they look wet, and their hair is heavy and adheres to the skull.
Therefore, water in its own environment isn't wet, it is only the chemical change of oxygen coming in to contact with water that makes it so!
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Postby chris.ph » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:50 pm

i have a theory that there is a stable blackhole at the centre of every galaxy and when they were active they dragged in enough mass to form each galaxy :) its not funny just something ive always thought was correct
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Postby kakaze » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:13 am

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Postby Cheery » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:57 pm

Batty wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:Dinosaurs.

My theory is that all dinosaurs were thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end.

Do you mean like this?

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It is actually a drawing of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant, taken from the book Le Petit Prince -although some people mistake it for a hat.


I know that book! :D
So cute...

I have a theory:

A Wizard's knob has a staff on the end.
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Or did I just get that one wrong?
(Sorry, I couldn't come up with anything better :lol: )
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