I couldn't stop myself LOling and that's pretty hard to make me do when i'm alone and not being polite
Here's a story you might have heard before.
There were three pilots that crashed their plane on an island because they were busy posting on the forum on their laptops.
The native cannibals caught them and said through a translator machine their scientists from the land of Uh-Merca had made them: "We'll set you free if you can get 10 of a fruit which we'll stuff down your butt. If you make a noise, youre dead, otherwise, youre free but don't ask us for an aeroplane." because cannibals like a good joke as much as anyone else.
The first pilot could only find apples. He squaked on the 3rd apple and had his head chopped off.
The second pilot could only find strawberries(lucky devil!). He was fine up till the last strawberry when he burst out laughing and had his head chopped off.
In heaven, the first pilot asked the second pilot, "why are you
here. You had strawberries
you lucky devil." The second pilot said: "I saw the third pilot and he
was carrying durians.