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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:21 am

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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:30 am

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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:32 am

I've got to get some of this stuff. :shock:

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They look nothing alike! :lol:

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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:34 am

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Postby Quark » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That's classic.
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Postby Penfold » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm going to pay more attention to the small ads from now on!
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PMSL

I couldn't stop myself LOling and that's pretty hard to make me do when i'm alone and not being polite.

Here's a story you might have heard before.
There were three pilots that crashed their plane on an island because they were busy posting on the forum on their laptops.
The native cannibals caught them and said through a translator machine their scientists from the land of Uh-Merca had made them: "We'll set you free if you can get 10 of a fruit which we'll stuff down your butt. If you make a noise, youre dead, otherwise, youre free but don't ask us for an aeroplane." because cannibals like a good joke as much as anyone else.
The first pilot could only find apples. He squaked on the 3rd apple and had his head chopped off.
The second pilot could only find strawberries(lucky devil!). He was fine up till the last strawberry when he burst out laughing and had his head chopped off.
In heaven, the first pilot asked the second pilot, "why are you here. You had strawberries you lucky devil." The second pilot said: "I saw the third pilot and he was carrying durians.
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:58 pm

:lol: Of course it helps if you know what durians are. :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:57 pm

OMG my stomach hurts... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I don't know which is more disturbing tho... the fact that a Wal-Mart Customer thought a Burrito was a baby or that Police Arrest Everybody on February 22!!!

ROFLMAO! Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off!
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:43 am

Did you see all the ones on the previous page? :)
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:35 am

Oh, sorry. Indonesian joke. Substititute with watermelons wearing rhino skins.

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I wholly agree with that definition though there are others that do not.
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Postby Penfold » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:01 pm

It may be possibly related to the Wahoonie.
Wikipedia wrote:Wahoonie
A fruit that grows in Howondaland. It is highly prized by connoisseurs as they rarely prize something common; the colour (earwax) and smell (like a sick anteater) make most people feel ill. It is also covered in spikes.

Its name may be based on the poisonous wahoo fruit, although the description is similar to the durian.

Ankh-Morpork is known as the Big Wahoonie, although the fruit does not smell that bad.
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:28 pm

Now that I have wireless, I have seen all four pages. Oh my sides ache!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ly Tyn Wheedle and the Abbot would be so proud of the One Armed Man Applauding. :lol:
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Penfold » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:47 pm

I found these classifieds while bouncing randomly around on the internet and thought I would share. :lol:

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    1. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

    2. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

    3. 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

    4. Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

    5. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

    6. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

    7. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

    8. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

    9. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

    10. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

    11. For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

    12. For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

    13. Great Dames for sale.

    14. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

    15. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

    16. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

    17. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

    18. If you think you’ve seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

    19. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

    20. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

    21. Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

    22. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

    23. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:02 pm

Oh those are great Penfold! :lol: I especially liked the used tombstone and the invite to travel back in time.
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