If you ever see a quark, crush it.
How are you supposed to see them?
Gah, Ponder, I wish for that too. I really do.
But that's not how this thread works, sooo...
You know exactly what people are thinking. You are amazed at the possibilities of this, and enrol in a chess competition. You quickly rise through the ranks - being able to predict your opponent's every move - and eventually challenge Stefan Bashkir, a world chess champion. Naturally, you win, but drive him into a frustrated rage and he bludgeons you unconscious with a handy microphone boom.
I wish I was better at Counter-Strike.