And I suggest you shut your big flapping pooh trap Gobsang.
What's this supposed to mean?
pooh wrote:If you wait for Crys to vote, then all bets are off. If she votes for Jan and it's a tie, then I say let's have a coin toss to decide who the winners are.
I already asked them to come in here before they do anything out there so they can deal with the draw option and not have to vote at all
Sjoerd has been using his brains and he might
have stayed with the Bikkit option as it's the only logical choice to terminate the standoff you
have created all by yourself between the other remaining active players now. If Dotsie hadn't come back and busted the 1st night phase debacle wide open, all Sjoerd had to do was 'prove' he's not out to get you, even though he might very well be an elf because, like Pooh and I he has so many options to prove/disprove his status and underline yet again that the only unquestioned conclusion in the game at present is that Crys cannot
be Jason but could
be an elf. Same goes for Bikkit.
Bikkit could have any status at all but she can't participate
so ergo if we don't want to eliminate the one other person who has been proved to have the potential to be a possible elf, it's a safety vote for Bikkit and we go into the night phase knowing we've struck lucky and got one pointy ears OR we're all equal and that we will conclude by the end of the night if we carry on.
So OK lets make the draw inevitable and tell Crys the truth shall we? *sweet little elfie smile
But first Crys - who's the player
who's been messing most with your head in here? Pooh's made 2 criminally stupid mistakes and he's performed incredible gymnastics proving he's Jason and he's only succeeded now, because of those errors and because I've been having a ball blowing his theories wide apart and just leaving you alone to make up your own mind on your last chance to vote in this game. As much as Bikkit's orignal mistake has made you vulnerable, he's let you down at every turn because he's determined I'm Legless. Even though you're the one player we should all be gunning for now whatever other theory 'Jason' should have followed if he'd not been such pilock in the first place and used up all his votes in he says an act of desperation on the false premise that there were only 2 innocent players left in the game - completely forgetting that Bikkit might have a role, unlikely though that may be.
Sjored has offered you a temporary lifeline in the Bikkit option which could have been done a lot quicker, left all the actives in and you would still have died in the night phase, if Pooh was
Jason. Or the Queen.
So here's the truth and a lie
to show you how badly he's messed up as only now, when we know the game's in tatters because one of the two cops didn't know what the hell they were doing and didn't know when the day phase deadline was, he gets a life belt of the draw option and still
he's screwing with your head.
I am the Queen
, not Jason or innocent. Pooh is Legless.
And we're so clever we've devised this whole thing to fool you into thinking that you and Sjoerd are both suspect and potentially sacrificing one of us to the vote off or, apparently, a night kill. So now I've finally tried to confuse you at last and Pooh's already being doing that so often already you now can't possibly be certain what he's telling you anymore.
The one thing you can
be certain of is that Bikkit's mistake created this situation and Pooh's made thing's a whole lot worse by making this seemingly cretinous reveal (when he didn't have to do that at all!) and then wasting all his votes on someone he knew was an Elf because he was one too...?
Do you believe that when I've told you this was one Truth and a Lie?
So Crys you just vote for me and Sjoerd you go back and vote for Pooh and let's all get on with enjoying the Xmas break. Even if you stick with Bikkit this whole game is a farce now, unless Crys is about to trust someone who was telling her the 'truth' like the boy who cried wolf...
And one last thing to consider for you my dearest Master Legless/Jason/Gobsang.
If you hadn't been so idiotic with 'coming out' as Jason when it wasn't necessary and chucking away your anonymity, I would have suggested that Bikkit follow my option with Sjoerd when he got carried away with his voting in Guildty and asked that your last vote be discounted so you had one last chance to change your mind
- a most unelf-like gesture of pity that a Queen would grant to her rather silly partner in crime too. Rather ironic that isn't it?