I love th IG Nobles.
I don't know about fleas but all the ones on my dogs are dead. I use weapons of mass destruction once a month to make sure of this.
I like the fact that one prize was shared and contradictory.
What would IG Nobels on the Disc look like I wonder.
An Assassin Guild award for research into the best poisons?
Magic Awards for research into why Rincewind can not hold a spell in his head. (you would have to first catch and contain him I would imagine)
What others can people think of?
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison