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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:17 pm

...then you'd be banged up in prison for the next 5 years.

I wish George Bush (senior) had been castrated at birth.
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Postby Batty » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:19 pm

... You are. You also have a christmas tree stuck up your ****!

(This is in response to the fairy wish)

If George Bush had been castrated at birth, he would have been cloned - and there'd be lots of him!!!

I wish dust didn't exist.
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Postby Quark » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:22 pm

...then you'd be banged up in prison for the next 5 years.


Aww, Pooh :( That runs deep. Real deep.

I wish George Bush (senior) had been castrated at birth.


He is, but he's emotionally unbalanced as a result, and wages nuclear war on Russia after an ambassador knocks over his coffee.

I wish dust didn't exist.


It doesn't. As a result, all archeological sites of any value instantly disintegrate.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:32 pm

...but you wouldn't understand how it worked and everything would take 3 times as long.

I wish it could be Xmas everyday (Wizard)
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Postby bikkit » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:37 pm

you get bored, then depressed and commit suicide

I wish that I could have more coffee
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Postby Quark » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:41 pm

It causes you to become massively hyper-active and you jump through a plate-glass window.

I wish for candy. Sweet, sweet candy.
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:57 pm

Are we talking sweets or drugs?

All your teeth fall out.

or

You get busted and have to spend five years in prison. Where you meet your stupid self. :lol:
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Postby Batty » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:12 pm

poohcarrot wrote:Are we talking sweets or drugs?

All your teeth fall out.

or

You get busted and have to spend five years in prison. Where you meet your stupid self. :lol:

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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:17 pm

(Glad you liked that one Batty :lol: )

(Whoops! forgot my wish) I wish I had hair.
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Postby Batty » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:31 pm

But it will grow in all the wrong places! Image

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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:46 pm

...but you're posts would be even more stupid because you'd be typing faster than your brain works.

I wish nubile 19 year-old sexy women would find me attractive :(
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Postby Batty » Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:35 pm

poohcarrot wrote:...but you're posts would be even more stupid because you'd be typing faster than your brain works.

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poohcarrot wrote:I wish nubile 19 year-old sexy women would find me attractive :(

But why wish blindness or dementia on nubile 19 year-old sexy women?

I wish I could draw ...
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:10 pm

you can but it makes you emotionally unbalanced and you cut off your ear.
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Postby chris.ph » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:40 pm

but the ferrari is a diecast model


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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:01 pm

...she does, when she runs off with the milkman.

I wish all people and all animals were happy.
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