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by **Quark** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:34 am

You may, or may not, have played this forum game before. Basically, a person writes down a wish 'I wish for cookies', and the next person to post has to grant it, but ruin it somehow. 'You choke on the chocolate chips'. :twisted:

by **poohcarrot** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:36 am

Well, what do you wish for then? :lol:

by **Quark** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:00 am

Oh, I don't know.

Ok, I wish I could meet The Doctor.

by **poohcarrot** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:26 am

You meet The Doctor but he accidently chops your arms off in a freak accident involving a chainsaw. :lol:

(not sure I've quite got the hang of this game yet! :lol:

)

I wish for world peace.

by **Jan Van Quirm** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:59 am

You get a ton of fairtrade peapods from various developing countries delivered to your doorstep... :shock:

I wish my dog could learn open tins

by **bikkit** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:04 am

He opens a tin and chokes on a baked bean.

I wish that there was a cure for the common cold

by **poohcarrot** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:25 am

There is, but it causes all your hair to fall out.

I wish I was a woman

by **Jan Van Quirm** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:51 am

and can find out the true meaning of Xmas doing the last grocery shop before The Big Day

I wish was invisible

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:18 am

Oh, i know this. Its like fortunately, unfortunately. should we just make a bad eventuality or enterpret it differently?

On becoming a woman, you realize everyone still thinks your a man but gives you lots of odd looks. :twisted:

I wish I could fly.
Be creative

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:20 am

Oh, sorry. I read this before jan posted.

Youre invisible, but only then realize that its snowing and youve been locked out.

I still wish i could fly.

by **Sjoerd3000** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:48 am

You can fly, but you don´t know how to take off

I wish I won the lottery

by **Quark** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:26 pm

You do, but it's the National Lottery of Madagascar, and the total sum of your winnings is $34.50

I wish I could shapeshift.

by **poohcarrot** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:45 pm

...but you'd get stuck in the shape of a pineapple.

I wish there were no starving children in the world.

by **bikkit** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:58 pm

... but they stop being so by eating you

I wish I was a fairy (not really)

by **Quark** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:13 pm

Your question's contradiction causes an imperfection in the fabric of space-time, causing you, the world, and most of the galaxy, to be consumed by a singularity. And you still aren't a fairy.

I wish stupidity was illegal.

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