Corrupt-a-wish

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Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quark » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:34 am

You may, or may not, have played this forum game before. Basically, a person writes down a wish 'I wish for cookies', and the next person to post has to grant it, but ruin it somehow. 'You choke on the chocolate chips'. :twisted:
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:36 am

Well, what do you wish for then? :lol:
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Postby Quark » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:00 am

Oh, I don't know.

Ok, I wish I could meet The Doctor. :D
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:26 am

You meet The Doctor but he accidently chops your arms off in a freak accident involving a chainsaw. :lol:

(not sure I've quite got the hang of this game yet! :lol: )

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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:59 am

You get a ton of fairtrade peapods from various developing countries delivered to your doorstep... :shock:

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Postby bikkit » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:04 am

He opens a tin and chokes on a baked bean.

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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:25 am

There is, but it causes all your hair to fall out.

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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:51 am

and can find out the true meaning of Xmas doing the last grocery shop before The Big Day

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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:18 am

Oh, i know this. Its like fortunately, unfortunately. should we just make a bad eventuality or enterpret it differently?

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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:20 am

Oh, sorry. I read this before jan posted.

Youre invisible, but only then realize that its snowing and youve been locked out.

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:48 am

You can fly, but you don´t know how to take off

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Postby Quark » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:26 pm

You do, but it's the National Lottery of Madagascar, and the total sum of your winnings is $34.50

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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:45 pm

...but you'd get stuck in the shape of a pineapple.

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Postby bikkit » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:58 pm

... but they stop being so by eating you

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Postby Quark » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:13 pm

Your question's contradiction causes an imperfection in the fabric of space-time, causing you, the world, and most of the galaxy, to be consumed by a singularity. And you still aren't a fairy.

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