Ok, I almost NEVER
buy The National Enquirer.
Having said that, I did break down and get a copy whilst at the market...
My doctor has changed my meds and I will run with the excuse that I was experiencing overmedication.
What was Fascinating
, was that Eddie Money was pictured in the middle of it, with TWO pictures of him. He is Fat, was completely bombed out of his gourd, and had to tell the karaoke audience that he WAS a big star from a ways back and sang some of his music. He looked like, oh, say Gary Busse's mug shot, and apparently his wife decided they needed some "time apart" so he was staying in a Motel 6 down the road from this somewhat cheesy bar.
The only reason I bought the silly thing was an article about Michelle Obama being "Jealous" of Oprah.
But of course, I had to page through the entire blasted thing to find that two page article.
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.