Nothing's level here and the land has been far less mucked about than many places so we're very lucky and don't need to worry about flooding. The nearest we got was that massive storm in summer of 2012 when so much water fell all at once our surface drains couldn't cope and it was only a sheet of plywood and a bag of compost (to block the back door opening) saved us from a very wet ground floor! Killed my lovely old work boots for those who remember
I'd want to live nowhere else but here.
In that case Sister Jen........bring on the rain (in moderation and for a long time)