It Always Happens...

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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Antiq » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The dog always leads somebody to the person in trouble.

If I followed my dog, I'd be running in circles >.>
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:04 pm

No one ever seems to bother with getting such things as visas before jumping on a plane at a moments notice and jetting off to some far-flung country.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby deldaisy » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:16 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:
Antiq wrote:Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition (Python 1991) :D



That's because their two weapons are surprise, fear & ruthless efficiency. three weapons! Suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the pope. Four weapons! Amongst their weaponry...


Sorry, couldn't help myself :roll: ;) .


:lol: :lol: :lol: You HAD to!!!! Someone had to.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:58 pm

After digging this old thread up I remembered another one. People with binoculars or telescopes can not only see things much clearer, but they can also hear them too.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:17 pm

Oh and time travellers always seem to arrive on the day that something of historic importance is about to happen.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Quatermass » Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:56 pm

Tonyblack wrote:Oh and time travellers always seem to arrive on the day that something of historic importance is about to happen.


On a related note...

The Doctor: You know, since we're talking with mouths, not really an opportunity that comes along very often, I just wanna say, you know, you [the TARDIS] have never been very reliable!

Idris (aka the TARDIS): And you have?!

The Doctor: You didn't always take me where I wanted to go!

Idris: No, but I always took you where you needed to go.
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Postby steeljam » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:13 am

mspanners wrote:No one uses a toilet in star trek............. :shock:
No one pays for the cab.
The NAZI,s never win.
However, when people do pay for the cab they always extract the correct amount of money from their pocket.
People always hold up a lantern in front of their face when they want to see ahead of themselves. At the same time the whole area gets brighter.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby janet » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:39 pm

Someone lights ONE candle and suddenly the room is so brightly lit the characters can read.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby mirandashell » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:51 pm

Yeah, I wish I had one of those torches they had in X-Files. They used to light up everything within a 5 mile radius.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby meerkat » Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:33 am

They run on duracell you know! :lol:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Quatermass » Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:48 am

Or you could try one of the Doctor's everlasting matches...
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:30 am

Any detective told to stop investigating a case will be more determined than ever to keep on with it. This even works for Sam Vimes. :lol:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:59 pm

Any drunk in a movie or TV show, will always turn the bottle or hip flask upside down when it's empty. This is also the case with a water bottle or canteen when someone is lost in the desert. In this case they usually angrily throw the empty container away. This means that if they did happen to come across a source of water, they'd have nothing to put it in. :naughty:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:58 pm

Yes he could have used it to extract the urine, ;) and no I'm not taking the wossis name. :mrgreen:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby raisindot » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:14 pm

Ever notice that two characters will travel three hours to meet at a bar or restaurant for a meeting, and then that meeting will last five minutes and they'll be on their way?
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